Friday The 13th thread... part 5

So what kind of bad luck did you have today?

I dropped a bunch of silverware at work today 'n they had to be washed again.

Also on the way to work there was this huge tree in the middle of the road so I had to turn around, go the other direction for like 7min then theres cops so I'm like shit now I can't speed, but I had to, to make it on time and I was thinkin' I was gonna get another ticket but luckily I didn't.

OMFG!

I wash washing dishes and I broke a glass and slice my finger open real nicely, I didn't stop bleeding for like 15 minutes.