Pat down on a job drug test?

Hey everyone, first post here. Anyway, I have a drug test for a job I applied for in two days... The test will be at a "quest diagnostics center", and it will be my first drug test where I'm going in dirty. My questions is this: has anyone had any experience where they were "pat down" for a simple employment drug test? I only worry because I will be using a kit I bought over the internet from perfecturine.com. They came highly recommended by a friend, my only worry is that if I strap the urine sample to my inner thigh, they might pat me down and feel something. Maybe I'm just paranoid?

Appreciate any advice.

Read the substitution thread, practice at home this weekend, and do an advanced search looking for my posts and the term pat or frisk and do it so it shows posts not threads. I just answered this question last week so that post will have all the info you need.

Practice, practice, practice and it will be easy.

Pat downs are illegal,that doesn't mean they won't do it though just tell them to get there faggot hands off you.Just hide the kits in your crotch.If they feel anything tell them its your hard one you f&^king homos.

My husband just took a pre-employment drug test this morning. They didn't pat him down or make him empty his pockets. He strapped it to his leg as well. The only trick is getting the temperature high enough.

For subbing I used a 70ml plastic bottle with an unscrew cap, I think it was for hand lotion. Anyways, I wore boxer-briefs that were fitting, kinda tight, and put the bottle under my sack, in the area you might refer to as 'the taint'. You dont have to strap it or anything and it close to your skin, and it came out at 96 degrees which is perfect.