Crackpot Theories

I made this thread for fun. list any funny, maybe real, or really deep theories you have thought about when you were high.

i'll share one with you.

i convinced my friend that god was a jamaican. I was like "why else would god make it the best country ever? and why would it be the perfect temperature to grow amazing weed?" lol

anyone have any cool theories such as the ones Slater comes up with in dazed and confused ( "george washington man, has was in a cult man, and the cult was into aliens man")

One of the best crackpot theories that I ever heard was that intelligence can be eaten, and man devolved from a species of apes that ate the brains of fellow apes. These cannibalistic apes acquired intelligence, but also insanity, eventually becoming modern humans. These theories are presented in a book called The Beginning Was the End, written by Oscar Kiss Maerth, who claimed to have eaten raw ape-brain in restaurants in Southeast Asia. If you're really stoned, and able to accept something with little evidence, as I was at one time, the book can be convincing. Maerth was an influence on the New Wave band DEVO. I still have the original book in a box under my bed, lol.

"i convinced my friend that god was a jamaican. I was like "why else would god make it the best country ever? and why would it be the perfect temperature to grow amazing weed?" lol"

Or maybe god IS the amazing weed!:smokebong:

I was reading on a message board website a long time ago and all the people on the website were debating if Paul McCartney was alive or dead. Many claimed that Paul McCartney was assasinated in the 1970s and replaced with a look-a-like who these crackpot theorists call "Faul" or Fake Paul. They have all these really wierd theories and compare signatures and stuff. Thats probably one of the more wacked out theories that I have heard. Oh I have also heard of this website where people believe the earth is actually flat and not round. Flat earth society.

Aleister Crowley was Hitler, and Nazi Germany was a trial run by occult forces in the NWO.

Hitler's Doppelganger, Hitler and Crowley

I've come up with the end-all theory that solves every other theory about everything.

The masonic cult that we all know rules the world through 'government' is bringing about a catastrophic climate change in order to further mankind.

Global warming was engineered to create another ice age that is called the end-permian era where 95% of all plant and animal life on earth will die...

Because there are now so many humans occupying earth this means when the shit hits the fan its a giant free for all and the strongest will survive. so even though only a few thousand or hundred thousand humans will survive the ones that do make it will create a new race of intelligent people who will be forced to learn from the mistake and will therefore be the next step in the evolutionary process.

The new world order.


Great adversity bring great changes.