How to have a trip just by wearing jeans

This girl I was seeing had a group of friends who were all inexperienced in the way of the leaf, and myself, being known to toke now and then, was asked by them to get some grade for their use.

I was more than happy to oblige. Way I saw it, if I can introduce a few weirdo's into my little demented world; why not?

So eventually everything is set, we were in a park, in a circle, in the middle of some trees (proper hippie style). The joints were passed around with the first timers coughing their guts up, and me sitting there pleasantly high, just taking it all in.

After something like a 10 minute walk on the way to the train station, I get this strong tingling sensation right around the groin area. I can't stop looking at my jeans in case I pissed myself. I mean, I'm really fucking paranoid about it. I walk ahead of everyone else and just keep feeling my jeans and looking at them for ages. My brain starts making the variation in blue on my jeans look like piss stains.

Eventually we get to the station and I jump onto the , without everyone else, while they were looking at a tube map I leaped onto the first train in site.

So I'm sitting on the train with my head in my hands looking down at the floor. Not in some linkin park CRAWWWLING IN MYYY SKIN way, just cause it was the most comfortable at the time. My eyes then locked onto my jeans, still searching for any form of evidence of self wetting.

So I'm staring and staring when I see an outline of a sort of house on my leg. I blink a couple of times, thinking it's just light reflecting or something, but the outline just proceeds to get stronger. I keep blinking and the house forms a sort of cave. Then it goes away, and another structure grows onto of the previous demolished one. But this time it's more advanced, more like a shed type of thing. The demolition and rebuilding keeps repeating till eventually I'm looking at some futuristic skull shaped castle.

I gotta say, this was...fucking amazing. I was blown away.

I thought it might have been a one-off type of thing, but I tried it in future sessions and it worked just the same. I even enlisted the aid of my buddy Eoin to see if I wasn't just some sort of hallucinating weirdo. He had similar results, but he said he saw the life of a cub to a lion.

I suggest you try it for yourself, I'm not saying it's gonna work for everyone and all types of jeans. But there's no harm in giving it a shot.

Sidenote: In the end my jeans were piss free, it took checking my boxers inch by inch to convince myself.

The park was Hyde Park, London (I wouldn't recommend smoking there, way too many police/people. I can't even begin to explain how many times I suspected people of being undercover cops.)

The station was Camden.


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if i stare at something long enough i see little light things floating around but i will have to try that

hahah ive had to check myself out for a piss accident many times. weed does that to me. if i dont piss before i smoke, ill end up feeling like im pissing myself when high. im used to it now though so i know im not actualy doing it.

I do the same thing.

Even if I take a whizz right before it, and I know in my head I'm empty.
As soon as I smoke I start wondering.
I basically have to reassure myself that I'm ok.