Today and it's only noon!

ok so today I went to my friends house and he gave me a six pack of bitch beer (smirnoff pomigrand) and I was like egh i dont really drink bitch beer but thanks. So I smoked us out cause he gave me beer. We smoked a bowl and now I am high. I drove home and saw my mom drive out of our neghiborhood so I knew i could hide the beer inside and be straight. so I am on my 3rd one and i got a buzz from both it's nice. I poured it in a glass with ice so i can drink in front of my mom and she wont question it. So now I am on here gettin more drunk.....

I don't think that will impress many people. Most people can drink beer infront of their mum.

its not supposed to be "impressing"

There really is no point to this thread.

I think hes trying to say that being drunk and high at the same time feels great. which it does.

lol