EW!!!! CENTIPEDE

Reb has mice and I get fucking centipede. I am so fucking freaked out right now..I go and get a kiwi (mm) and as I'm walking to my room I look up and see a giant fucking centipede on my ceiling. I flipped a shit and made my mom kill it, except she didn't kill it, because she's half asleep and doesn't give a shit..instead it ran somewhere..but because I was too busy freaking out/crying I didn't see where the fucker went..and it was RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR. Now it's 4 in the morning, and I'm scared shitless to fall asleep. I don't want that nasty thing crawling on me. -whimper- and I left my kiwi in the bathroom and I'm too scared to go get it :(


Google Image Result for http://www.uos.harvard.edu/images/ehs/pest/centipede_main.jpg


thats what it looked like, except longer and spiney-er


I'm such a girl.

yeah i hate those things

hahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahaah omg im laughing so hard right now...theres kiwi in the freaking bathroom. Ill keep my mouse thank you very much. If I was you id be losing my mind. I cant kill bugs myself bc I dont wanna get that close...thats what johns for! We even had a wolf spider on the wall the other day when I was naked...I ran outside on the deck and made John kill it haha

Do you have a can of Raid?

You can use it to hold the centipede at bay till you retrieve your kiwi.

Or maybe your mom can "cover" you while you go after the fruit.

You could try the SWAT approach and blast the room full of Raid, like teargas, and then back out and close the door and sleep someplace else.

Or you can take a direct combat approach and try scraping the centipede off the ceiling with a broom and them saturating it with Raid. Or just putting on a big, tough pair of boots with thick soles and stomping its sorry bug ass once it falls to the ground.

I'm a girl, too. But I think like a soldier when it comes to bugs.

^ be careful if you go the ceiling route that it doesnt fall on you! That would be a reallllly traumatizing experience.

jesus thats the creepiest centipede ive ever seen. it looks more like the mutant baby of a spider/scorpion/centipede.
am i the only one thats never seen a centipede like that?
i hate stuff like that though, if that happened to me i wouldnt be able to sleep. stuff a towel under your door so it can't get in, hope it didnt already go in your room and smoke yourself silly so you pass out on your bed?
weed=best sleep medicine ever

Poor wee beastie, can you blame him for hanging around in your bedroom LOL :)

Cheers

NCM

PS. ever wondered how a male centipede when he wants to mate knows which of his partners two legs to lift

Well, see what happened was.. I made my mom jump outta bed and she took this pole with a little suction cup on the end (for changing lightbulbs) and tried to smush it, but apparently the pole wasn't big enough and just freaked it out..and it ran..possibly into a near by vent *like a foot from my room*..BUT I have no idea where it is! I just want my kiwi :( My boyfriend is coming over tomorrow to protect me..looks like a sleepless night though. I'm utterly TERRIFIED of bugs, not all bugs..but big creepy crawly things like that paralyze me.

Reb..I WANT YOUR MOUSE!!

edit:

I got my kiwi..armed with a bottle of "mr.clean"

Screw my mouse, the little bastard just ran into my trap, took a peice of guinea pig food and ran back into his hole....I was outsmarted by a freaking mouse...

ahhahaha