ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?
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ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?
"What are stones made of?"
My mind was completely blank when I splurted this one out. I tripped out playing with a stone, worst thing was I had to sit in my friends step dads car straight after it(still in the middle of laughing fit). The most hilarious thing was his step dad was high aswell, he was a stoner!!
I want to know how long it took someone to figure out how to successfully bake cookies. I mean, all that shit mixed into one and cooked, must have taken dozens of tries. It would have been frustrating.
not really an idea but i always try to explain things and in my mind im making perfect sense but the people im talking to are just confused an also stoned as fuck an it makes me wonder ccould animals do drugs to like i mean acaully inhale
HAHA........Stoner ideas. Here's one, getting really drunk and stoned down at a pond and jumping on one of those boats with peddles with 2 of your best friends all fucked up and chasing ducks around the pond, whilst lightning is everywhere and up until the point that you see a very bright flash because it's really close do you realize how dumb the idea was in the first place, so you're peddling for your life. And this all took place last Friday, what a great night!
i meant like ideas not shit uve done but uhhhh and rocks: Igneous is cooled lava which makes rocks, sedimentary or whatever its called is like minerals or SEDIMENTS (lol) pressured together and metamorphic is just a rock that got re-pressurized
I always think, "What if I'm not high, what if everyone else is just low?"
You know what I mean....how the natural state people are meant to be in is the stoned state, but somehow the universe fucked up and only those who seek the true state can find it lol.
lol i qupoted you! thats hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by Quick321
How do you make a sig? It's infuriating that I can't figure it out!!!
i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.
have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.
i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,