Would you rather...?

One of my five favorite books in the world, is the book "Would you rather...?" So every once in awhile, I'll throw one on here. Here's a quickie...

Would you rather...

get machined gunned to death by a Lite-Brite?

-or-

get overrun by a division of army men?

ARMY MEN! W00T!

Lite-brite all the way. I remember that from when i was a kid.

Would you rather:

Bleed through your ears for an hour

or

Bleed through your eyes for an hour?

I'm with rebgirl


And to answer hers.... I'd say ears definetly.

Bleed through the ears... cause I'm assuming it would be the result of really loud music, which would rock.

Would you rather have to spongebath your loving grandma everyday for a week?

OR

Have to listen to nothing but, terrible 80's pop songs, sung by monotone voices for 3 months?

^exactly, b/c then your wounds would have colorful pegs in them...mabey brightening your experience?

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Originally Posted by ghosty

Would you rather have to spongebath your loving grandma everyday for a week?

OR

Have to listen to nothing but, terrible 80's pop songs, sung by monotone voices for 3 months?

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damn thats tough....real though....id have to say terrible 80's pop songs though because I couldn't handle the grandma shit. 3 months of 80's pop is bad, but a lifetime of remembering that week i bathed grandma is worse.

Would you rather live in prison for a year


or


Live on the streets with no money for 2 years.

Bleed through my eyes. Just think of the sweet pictures you could take, and how much you could scare the shit out of people.

Sponge bath my grandma. She's fuckin' hot.

Live on the streets. I'm very resourceful, and I'd find a way to travel.

Would you rather...

fart unbearably hot air?

-or-

fart unbearably cold air?

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Originally Posted by Darth Vapor

Sponge bath my grandma. She's fuckin' hot.

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LOL:jawdropper: are you allowed to say that?