What's your opinion?

*For those who have no clue on this matter, please keep your chatterbox shut*

Here's the situation: I'm going back home from college on July 6th. I'm pretty sure when I get there or at some point during the weekend my mom will drug test me. I've been a weekend smoker (thurs-sunday) for the past 2 months (would be an every day 1 like before but I'm not made of money :(). Yet the last time I did smoke was yesterday, which was a little resin out of my pipe. And yes, I was very desperate since I was really stressed out. This gives me 10 days of sobriety at LEAST before the test. I'm 104 lbs, 5'4" or maybe 5'5", dunno haven't checked in a long while.

Do you think I can pass? What exactly should I do from now til then to detox? Exercise, water, cranberries (which form is best?), vitamin b-12? Tell me PLEASE....

shit dude what type of test a piss test i'm guessing, if its those hair strains your probably out of luck no?

I'm guessing you've considered just talking to your mom about it coming forward that you smoke and try and hope she takes it well. If you get good grades at college maybe you can use that as leverage.

I think you have the right idea though get your body to use as much of the shit you have in you as you do now. Id say drinking a ton of water and exercise a lot don't forget to eat though and your body will be forced to burn caleries. THC is kept in fat cells so burning fat should get ride of the THC in the body... i'm not expert but sounds like an idea to me

660 is right and wrong. Don't drink a lot of water it is pointless. Stay hydrated but don't forcefeed yourself water. Aerobic exercise is helpful. Fiber can help a little. Other than that only time. Everything else from niacin to cranberry juice is useless.

I'm not taking a hair test, haha. That'd be total bullshit. Just a piss test, and she's taking it to a hospital to have it tested since she works in one as a nurse. She already knows I've smoked before and the most idiotic part of this is she would've been okay with it. Except I got caught, not with weed but a pipe with resin in it and got a class C paraphernilia charge (my boyfriend got a LOT worse:mad:). AND she knows I hang out with potheads, and apparently she's okay with that..but not with me smoking weed. So yeah, I don't fucking get it. She's always been psychotic though...

jesus so your telling me you were able to get a drug charge because they found a perviously used pipe? that sucks..

The protective psychotic mother is never a good thing my moms a nurse to so she worries like mad but i've been forcing her to read jack herers book shes slowly coming around.. slowly..

If i were you though since your mom has allready found out before and knows you hang out with ppl it would probably be better that you just tell her the truth then her finding out if you fail the test. i hope all goes well for you

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

660 is right and wrong. Don't drink a lot of water it is pointless. Stay hydrated but don't forcefeed yourself water. Aerobic exercise is helpful. Fiber can help a little. Other than that only time. Everything else from niacin to cranberry juice is useless.

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Ah, damn that sucks. I know a lot of people who swear that cranberry pills and whatnot are the way to go. But okay...

Couple more questions:
What would you predict as to how long it'd take for it to get out of my body, like a guesstimate?
Is there nothing else I can do in my diet that will help other than "a little" fiber (would a lot of fiber do anything?) and hydration? Would cutting out or increasing any fat, sugar, etc help?

I actually took my drug test today, ironically, for a job a Spectrum Lab, processing other drug tests, lol. Your height/weight works in your favor, since it is stored in fat cells. My cousin who is an occasional smoker has always passed his drug tests only by drinking large quantities of water, and since it is good for you, I don't see how this could hurt. I have passed previous tests with various methods, but as a heavy smoker, I usually just use clean urine (my 8 year old is a good source, and I tell her I have to take it to the peds for analysis). This time, though, I did it myself, since I have only smoked one blunt since 06/24/07, I was thinking I would be good. I also know others that have sworn by cranberry juice/azo pills, but have never used them myself. So I would just say if you can't get any clean urine, and you test positive, perhaps you could try the "I was just around it and it must have got in my system as second hand smoke" excuse. The one thing I can say from experience that does not work are those thick, suspension "get clean liquids." In addition to being expensive, they are also very nasty.