My life, well....it just sucks

some shit i need to get off my chest.

I post on here semi-regulary and i made a new user account to say something i have never told anyone. a lot of people have what i have but you don't usually meet them cause they are the kids that don't leave their houses. well here it is,will be with me the rest of my life:

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I have completely isolated myself from my friends because i have this, i can not live a normal life. when i go out and a girl hits on me, i am forced to make up an exuse that my friends would believe to why i didn't get with her. the even more shittier thing is i am only 16. Go a head and laugh if you want to, you couldn't possibly make me feel any more shittier.

What's the problem? Looks like you've got a built in french tickler. :jointsmile:

I'm being completely honest - I sat through the entirety of Shine on You Crazy Diamond trying to think of an appropriate response, and I came up with this:

Grow the hell up, stop being emo, and play with the fucking hand that you are delt with instead of begging for sympathy regarding a mere cosmetic flaw.

retard, i said it was to get shit off my chest, i am most deffenetly not a fuckin emo and its not a little cosmetic situation its pernament, you can speak towards it though you prob use your hand all the time

Can we call you "Lumpy"?

I think you think its a bigger problem than it really is. At your age its normal to feel that every thing thats different about you is a huge deal, but the link you posted said that its a common thing.
If you're with a girl and she says anything say its an allergy reaction or just plain goose bumps.

Yeah it says it's completely cosmetic and non-transferable so you're in the clear.

you might ass well chop your cock off because as soon as anyone sees a little rash on ur balls then youll lose your job and be exiled from america

brotha i got news for you, lots of peope have those, even me, my girlfriend hardly notices and doesnt care. seriousley dude its not bad at all. i actually always thought it was hair follicals. i promise if the girl likes you at all, shes not gonna judge you for a few goosebumps on your dick.

That is CRAZY!