Such is my tale of woe, such is my tale of joy...

The job... well, the CAREER that I have been pleading for, is about to come to fruition.

I am pothead, hear me ROAR!!!
Nefarious "piss test", knocks my door.

I am, from this moment forth, abstaining from said glorious weed. I block my lungs from joyous weed. Drug Test be thy name. Negative result, will be, shall be, elusive in my selfish gain.

I want to taste you, simple bliss. :jointsmile: The smoke would love me, innocent kiss. A plant, what ho, divides me thus. Inpiring in me, a rancid cuss.

What is this claim, that cuts me deep? That bleeds me, drop, by drop, by seep? Earthen yield be in my life, yet powers that be, do hold my strife.


To sum up... I am no longer a cannibis ingester. No smoke. No food. No nothing. No anything. At least, until I lock down the career that I've been striving for, for many a year. I estimate it will be at least two months, until I can ingest Tetrahydrocannabinol Delta-9, again. Please, be by my side.

I love you, Cannabis.com. Wish me luck! :cool:

P.S.
I'll still be in here, joining in the frivolity of our religion. But, for now, I must be Judas. I must deny my faith and love, to gain materialistic aquisition. It may be months, until I can partake in my religion.

Help me. :(

Wow, that was really pretty writting.

mwhahahaha...ok

I'm actually ecstatic that this spot is opening up. I think I'm a shoe in to get the job, (and it's a pretty ridiculous amount of money, considering I love the work), but there IS a mandatory drug test, that goes along with it. Once I pass that, I'm in like Flynn. They don't test beyond that.

I'm counting my chickens before they hatch, and once I get this job, that will be my my job for the rest of my working life... I'm going to take the biggest hit of my life, for all of you. It sucks we must live in the shadows, like this. But to me, it's worth quitting for the next couple months.

Of course, they always say, "You never really quit. You're just between hits."
:jointsmile:

Congratulations and good luck.

Even though you won't be smoking, stick around please. I don't smoke anymore really and I love this place. I smoke sometimes randomly, and usually when I smoke it's after I've been drinking, usually as a nightcap. But I do find myself smoking more often now. I like to smoke, I just don't like it to take a hold of me. So keeping it at an impulse helps me enjoy it.

Well in anycase, I'm going for a test soon probably so I'll be in the same boat as you. Well, it will be a shorter ride for me since it will leave my system pretty fast. But hey, props to ya for getting priorities straight. Stay strong, you can do it. It's worth it, and when you get the job, you're gonna love the first session back you have.

Congrats again :)

Indeed sometimes abstaining from pleasure is nescessary in order to evolve a little bit!

Good decisions man, it will be more than worth it

Very entertaining post by the way ;)

What sort of work are you going to be doing, Darth Vapor? And are you sure it'll be a urine test and not a hair test?