The 50 worst things ever to happen to music (rock n roll)

this is great. I find each of these either true or hilarious so i decided to show you (I got it out of a magazine):

50 worst things ever to happen to music


50 - SGT. Peppers lonely hearts club band (...yea)
49 - That dude who yells FREEBIRD at every rock show (haha yea)
48 - Hip hop skits (Those annoying little clips in between rap songs)
47 - Slash quits Guns n Roses (saw it coming, still sucked)
46- decency ( I mean come on, you fuckin conservative ass munches)
45 - Rootkits (wtf?..)
44 - Rock poets (Morrison yes, Jewel and Corgan, no)
43 - non fake lesbians (right?!)
42 - Scott Stapp (Someone finally realized it)
41 - Melisma (again wtf)
40 - Parrotheads (we dont care that your an alcoholic jimmy buffet, but we like you anyway)
39 - AIDS (RIP FREDDIE MERCURY)
38 - Sting (hahahahahahahahaha)
37 - Gilbert O' Sullivan (who?)
36 - Sean combs is...puff daddy is..p.diddy is...diddy(need I say more?)
35 - Van Halen fires David lee roth (noooooo!)
34 - Van halen hires sammy hagar (NOOOOOOOOOOOO)
33 - Van halen fires sammy hagar (YESSSSSSSSS)
32 - Van Halen hires Gary Cherone (NOOO!O!O!O!O!O!O!)
31 - Jazz fusion (its ok)
30 - Braided goatees (I agree)
29 - Pop-opera ( so lame)
28 - The disappearance of independent record stores (agreed, we need more of those)
27 - "Jukebox" musicals - (Happy days is over..)
26 - Adam Duritz's dreadlocks ( dude from counting crows but they suck anyways)
25 - Tribute Albums (Eh..some are good)
24 - Mark david chapman
23 - Woodstock 99 (had to be the shittiest one)
22 - Lists that reduce rock history to a series of glib soundbites (..ok?)
21 - Nearly Every Hip hop video (not all of them, but nelly sure is up there with the shitty videos and all)
20 - Synth drums (Hey Rick Allen ((Def Leppard)) is good to me)
19 - Electric Violins ( I took a shit on yellowcard)
18 - Soprano sax (Kenny G...ay)
17 - Fred Durst (hahaha yea)
16 - Replacement Lead singers (giggidy)
15 - CDS ( i disagree)
14 - Florida (yea, Nysnc STILL sucks)
13 - Light aircraft (die in a plane crash, everyone does it!)
12 - Kevin Federline (eh)
11 - "You really have to see them live" (If your shit on the album sucks compared to your life stuff dont put it out)
10 - Colonel Tom parker ( Deadbeat music manager)
9 - Whitey (should white people REALLY rap?)
8 - The age of 27 (Wow thats fucked up)
7 - Finding god (No comment)
6 - Madonnas british accent (what a ho)
5 - Ecstacy (I disagree..... :-D)
4 - Neverland ranch (pervert)
3 - the star spangled banner (Only hendrix, no one else)
2 - Suge Knight (yea nukka)
1 - KIDS TODAY (Yes indeed, god darned technology and all)

#1 - This list.

Mildly humorous, but I feel like they could have picked better points...

suge knight hahaha i lol'd

Let's not forget the death of John Henry "Bonzo" Bonham, the greatest drummer who ever lived for the greatest band that ever existed, on September 25, 1980, when he was 32.

Incidentally, if he died after midnight, which is very likely (Sept. 26, 1980), he died exactly 10 years before my birth.

The worst part about his death was that, unlike The Who when Keith Moon died and they just carried on, Zeppelin immediately disbanded. Now that is probably the greatest tragedy for rock music ever.

Thank God... it was only a magazine article...I was fixin' to get upset. Do you have independent thoughts?

Oh yes, god bless dear Bonzo! I named my kitty after him. Let's trash a 'otel room, light a gong on fire (yes..."gong" with a "g" :D) and chug a 3-foot tall Heineken!

And while we're on the subject of what ruined rock 'n roll - need we mention Bruce Springsteen?

how did emo music not make the list?

and why in the name of god was sgt. peppers on there??

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Originally Posted by MagicalHerb

and why in the name of god was sgt. peppers on there??

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No shit.......what magazine published this crap?

Have a good one!:jointsmile: