my neighbor, my crush

so, im kent a 16 y/o boy, i have 2 older bros, 19 and 22. theres this old lady across the street and she has a chinese husband who is like 20 years older than her. they had a 2 sons that i never met and then 1 daughter named mia that is now 31. she used to babysit me and my brothers. when i was a young kid i knew her till iwas about 10, she lived across the street but i was to young to remember her babysitting me. now i just see her across the street, she starts d.j.ing or w/e w/ the turntables and she gives me hell of CD`s that i listened to most of childhood and basically reflect on my music choice today.(god im so high) lets be honest, she is older and really pretty and nice, im a young kid, i have a MAJOR fuckin crush on her. no one new it, not even me. i didnt realize what i was feeling was love till i was older. but she moved a way for most of maturing years and i didnt really notice she was gone for a while i didnt know her THAT well. i noticed her coming around again a little while ago like 6 months ago, and i talked to her a few times, then like 5 days ago i talk to her for about 2 min small talk about family and sutch, the reason shes in town (Taking care of elder parents). and i blow it off like its nothing. about 4 days later me and all my freinds are out in front of my house around 12:30 midnight, and she comes running across the street, and ask my freind big jon if he is me (its dark out, we look similar) he points her to me, i ran over and said whats up, and she starts talking and im listening then all the suddenly i feel my self drifting into lala land, she was talking about the normal stuff like music, and im just agreeing to everything she says just getting butterflies in my stomach, i realized i have a MAJOR crush on my 31 year old neighbor/ ex baby sitter. and just as this is happening, my retarded freinds are being, well, retards. and they start pushing eachother and one breaks the others ciggarette and all hell breaks loose all while im trying to talk to her, one friend pushes the other and he goes damn near flying right into her almost knocking her over, i started apologizing to her for my freinds being douchebags and my freinds just kept their mouth shut cause they knew there would be hell to pay after she left if they didnt. she was cool and kept talking to me, i dont recall exactly what she said but it was something along the lines of "i think kent is the only one getting the girls around here" or something like that, and one of my asshole freinds responded "NOO!" like a whiny little kid who didnt get his candy. just because he knew she was right and hes jealous. lol. but she gave me a hug and said some stuff into my ear about how she thought i was cooler than my brothers or something like that, i dont remember last night well. then i went the rest of the night hanging out with my freinds, and i said something along the lines of "dude, i think i have a major crush on my 31 year old neighbor.." but anyway, today i gave her my number, and then i happen to be out front smokin a cig, around same time, 12:30 at night, and she comes outside running to her truck, then on her way back i said hey and she ran over and hung out with me for like 10 minutes, talking about music and family, and other things, and she asked me if i had a girlfreind, my heart RACED. i said no, she seemd surprised, why i dont know. we started talking about other stuff, and then when she was getting up to walk back inside she asked me if i smoked weed (hehe) i said yeah and she said she wanted to take one and i was about to pack a bowl any way, so i did, and we smoked to gether for the first time ever..
it was fun..
and soo the story will go on.

i find my self going in the front yard to smoke ciggaretes even though i dont want a cig, i think its just an excuse to wait to see if she comes outside even though i know shes not, lol.

Dude, that's fuckin' kickass man!

you're making progress :)

So, wait. She's thirty-one, you're 16. Give it a couple years.

edit: That came out wrong.

Good luck!

yeah, lol, i just have a crush on an older women, dont think she would want to go with a 16 year old, lol.

With all due respect CoolerThanJesus, it's rather hard to read a big long article with no paragraphing.

that's poon ting, make the most of it mate...

inseminate the woman



I love older chicks too, like in the early 30s range