First time being tested (Quick Fix)

Whattup yall, first post ever for me here.
ok, so i got hired at this hotel in town and they want me to come in tomorrow for paper work and most likely a drug test. i know for sure that they test because it said it on the application.

i just bought some Quick Fix, and this being my first time even taking a drug test i'm kinda nervous. the good news is i had a friend who worked there a few years ago, and he said no one watched him piss at the lab they tested him at.

i know im just beng paranoid but can anyone give me any tips or sure fire strategies on making this a smooth process? i've been reading that the QF bottle makes a 'sucking' noise and that worries me a bit.

any info will be appreciated, THANKS!:jointsmile:

i know the QF comes with instructions, but i trust you guys more. should i just heat the piss until its at about 98 degrees then strap the heat pad around it? thanks

I wish I knew. I will test today and had QF in the car and it is 94 degrees with no pad. Like You I will find out soon..

Turn the heater on in the car and hold the bottle up next to it...getting it hotter..then strap the heating pad...get it up to temp and stash in your drawers..make sure it is secured in some manner and then just go in and pour it in the cup...you should be right in the 96-98 range..and then hasta la vista..we have fucked the man again...Good luck and have fun with it.

thanks man .,... the weather is like 100 degrees u think i could just microwave it then heat pad it?

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Originally Posted by reezykeezy

i just bought some Quick Fix, and this being my first time even taking a drug test i'm kinda nervous. the good news is i had a friend who worked there a few years ago, and he said no one watched him piss at the lab they tested him at.

i know im just beng paranoid but can anyone give me any tips or sure fire strategies on making this a smooth process? i've been reading that the QF bottle makes a 'sucking' noise and that worries me a bit.

any info will be appreciated, THANKS!:jointsmile:

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Did you read the thread on substitution by IAmN2POT? It has many helpful ideas. First of all, employment tests (U.S.) are not observed unless you give them cause. Next you need to practice securing the bottle to your body and getting it up to temp and keeping it there. There is a temp strip on the bottle so practicing is easy. QF can be heated and cooled repeatedly. I never use any heating pad because if you practice it is easy. You have till tomorrow so go practice. You have 4 minutes in the bathroom to give the sample. Don't squirt it out too fast and it will not make the sound.

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thanks man .,... the weather is like 100 degrees u think i could just microwave it then heat pad it?

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Yeah, you could do that too. LOL

i called them and im just gonna take it today. i wanna get this shit over with! thanks yall

I use QF for all my tests, and the simple solution is... just take the damn lid off when you go to poor it into the cup...

I was always told at every single test that if you had to pee more then what would fill the cup to exactly the line, to do so in the toliet... So I just pour my QF into the cup, and then piss in the toliet to make them think I really did it.

The only hard part is temp management, just make sure to check it before you pour, if it isnt the right temp, then for the love of god say you cant piss, drink some water, and wait until its warm enough.

I havent been to a place yet that wouldnt let you stay for an extra hour or two if you couldnt pee, since you fail if you leave without pissing.

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Originally Posted by reezykeezy

i called them and im just gonna take it today. i wanna get this shit over with! thanks yall

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SAME HERE!!! I just rubber-banded the pad to the bottle and in Vegas today it is 106 outside...Heat is no problem. Going to Quest Diag. and that sucks.