Thought I was caught

Long ass story but read it. It might be funny

I was just laying around like I always do when im thinking about weed or money but have absolutely no source of getting either when my friend knocks on the door. He is THE biggest pothead I know so I got really happy. I go outside and hes like "Dude! I just ran away haha my parents dropped me off at the gym after we got in a fought and im runnin away!" LOL I was abou to laugh my ass off right there but hes like "lets smoke! I got 4 Gs of chron and i wanna` get really high today. So we walk to the nearest park smoke about half a gram out of a shitty water bottle bong and I said what a waste of your fucking weed dude lets go to my friends house if we smoke his ass out too we can use his bong(home-made but soo nice, all glass) at this point were leaving the park and hes like "hold the weed my parents might see me and search me" So I took it and next thingyou now were at the peak of our high about 5 minutes from my friend's house when his dad drives by. He was freaking out hes like screaming SHIT!!! my dad ditch the weed and run! and I thought he was just really high cause I know I was baked off my ass. So I said no dude, dont waste your weed your fucking seeing shit. Now his dad drives passed us again. He is grabbing my arm nipples and fingers going GIVE ME THE WEED! but he was ginna ditch it and i was convinced it wasnt his dad. His dad drove past us agaain and this time I got a good look I an asain kid and some other guy in it. Now, he just runs towards the car and i literally had to stop and sit to laugh at him. I thought he was chasing sone random white car. I get up and start towards my other friends house. A car pulls up to me and someone says Get in the car Nik, were gonna go get a drink. It was his dad. Both my friends are in the car looking at me mouthing SHIT me. I knew we were fucked. He took us in dairy queen and says to the three of us get anything you want. I love the arctic rushes there but said no thanks. I thought he was trying to get us drinks so we would have to piss and he could test us(im so stupid). I tried warnin my friends but they didnt care..then his dad started talking to us. sketchiest shit ever. the kid I smoked with was eating 2 ice cream cones like a fucking pig, every time he talked to me I wouldnt even look at him(my eyes were red as shit) Right now I was still pretty high but I was damn proud of how well I was able to control myself. Anyways he just wanted me and my other friend to keep the kid I smoked with clean. We convincedhis dad we were straight edge. So his dad dropped me and my other friend off at his house(the onewho I was walking to his house earlier) STILL BLAZED and we smoked the 1/8 I still had(but forgot to ditch at DQ, glad I didnt)I had an amazing high, but the whole time i thought the popo was outside.