this shit had me worried..

Well first you need some history...

A few months back I made the stupid mistake of getting caught by my parents, they found out everything I was doing at the time...mdma, coke, painkillers, weed, everything, and that basically changed my life. Since then I haven't done any drugs at all other than good 'ole marijuana, and I haven't been caught since.

My dad had threatened to give me 'random drug tests' but I knew he wouldn't administer them, either because he'd be scared of the results, because he'd trust me and have no reason to give one, or because he'd just be lazy...

Anyway, I normally keep my entire stash and chillum and one-hitter in a hidden pocket of my winter jacket. The jacket is just hanging in my closet.

Well yesterday I took out my entire stash and my one-hitter ( i deal ), but left the chillum. When I got home, the jacket was folded up nicely on the top shelf of my closet and the chillum wasn't in there. I thought to myself "FUCK I'm so fucked right now...they'll probably test me now."

I also assumed that the chillum would be gone forever anyway. It turns out that my mom washed my chillum and used it as a decoration on my desk. She actualy probably thought that it wasn't even used to smoke since she probably thinks that the only way to smoke is by rolling it (joint/blunt), a bong (because that would be too obvious), and a wooden pipe. I don't think she ever imagined that glass pipes exist. Thank god I sold my glass spoon and bought a chillum instead because a used glass spoon can't pass off as a decoration, but a cone-shaped chillum that can just be placed with the bowl on the bottom so it looks like an ornament is much easier to play off...

I still haven't ruled out the possibility of a drug test, but I'm not worried anymore, and if it does happen, whatever it's time they find out. My grades have actually gone up, I've been working many longer hours at work (guess that shows responsibility?) they have no reason to be angry. Ever since I got caught I always defend weed when my mom tries to talk shit about it, so hopefully they'll be more accepting if they do find out.

Sorry I just had to kinda get this out of my system.

Just smoke the weed brother....good job on staying off the other crap...

Haha, your mom put it on your desk for decoration? Nice! Lucky you took your stash with ya.