Being paranoid as hell???

Okay, so you guys know me a little already, well anyway (some of you may already know) I live on a farm, and my parents will not tolerate smoking weed and would be very pissed if they caught me. Well, before I hid my weed and bong in a hole with a peice of metal on top and covered the metal with dirt so it would just look like normal ground. The woods is pretty far away from my house, it is so far from my house that it is acutally close to being off my property, at the smoking spot you can even see the fence which seperates the property from my place and someone elses. Anyways, what I would do, is walk there, get the weed and bong out of the hole, and toke up, first time I smoked there was great, I went back the next day, same as usual, got my bud out and my bong, and lit up, I was probably smoking for around 1 hour and 30 minutes, so then I was high as hell, and my friend who was with me was high as well, but not nearly as much, so we go out of the woods, right when we got out, we look back and hear 4-wheeler motors and see 4-wheeler headlights, and it looks like people on 4-wheelers are looking for us, and they even passed us a few times while me and my buddy were going back to my house, we hid and they did not see us. We get closer to my house because we are obviously going back to my house away from the spot, and when we are about 5 minutes away from the spot, me and my friend hear 5 gun shots and they sound like they were coming back from the woods where I toked it up, I think that someone thought someone was out there and on there property, so they looked, and tried to scare them away, but I'm not sure, but I know one thing for sure, THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL I WILL GO BACK THERE TO SMOKE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED.

Anyways, that whole thing with hiding my shit in my woods is too damn complicated, and not to mention what happened there with people on 4-wheelers I didn't even regconize looking for us.

Well, the other day, I go back to the spot, take my bong and weed out, and go back to my house with it because I am no longer smoking in the woods because of what happened. At my house, behind my yard, is a tree house that was built a long time ago, no one ever goes in it, and you cannot see inside of it, my parents never even go around the treehouse, I hid my bong in the tree house under a bucket, and put all my weed and lighters in a cut opened football which is in there and that is just in the corner inside the tree house, it looks like an ordinary football lying around, I smoked there once so far, and it seems so much better, and I am alot less paranoid when I smoke in there as well. Anyways, even if my parents wanted to get in there for some reason they can't because they couldn't pull themselves up inside the tree house because they cannot pull there own body weight that high up, ( they really aren't fat, they just can support their own weight on something like that, because the tree house has no ladder) so they also cannot get inside the treehouse.

Now what I worry about, is my parents catching me in the tree house smoking, I know if I was smoking in there and saw them coming down there near the treehouse that I could hide all my shit in the football and put the bong under the bucket really fast, and be fine, and they probably would not notice anything unusual going on, am I being too paranoid and worrying to much, I mean I hate going through this, and any answers would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

Don't forget to look out for the THC-detecting helicopters! :D

Yeah, I have nothing helpful to contribute to this. :stoned:

lol im impressed that your even hiding your stuff outside...



just make a sploof and smoke in a closet... easy as hell

the treehouse sounds like an awsome smoking spot, just make sure your parents dont see you going back and forth to your treehouse to much or they might get suspicios.