yay!!!

i turn 26 in less than 2 weeks....but...i have nothing planned, and can't afford to go anywhere or do anything....

Well Happy Early Birthday!!!!

Congrats!
I am sure you will find something fun to do...
you got 2 weeks till the day
stash away a couple of $20's
till then, and then use them to go somewhere to get some mental memories instead of material possessions.
Happy Birthday!

hey i turn 17 in less then two weeks!

cept i got a trampoline!( i wanted a jumping castle...but that shit is expensive to rent for the day).

so my advice to you is, get some friends, get some weed(other stuff if youre into it...), get a trampoline.

but yeah....Happy-Fuckin-birthday