Ways to say your high or getting high.

I was with my friends and you could call me a big guy, some would say (In a southern accent)," He's a Big 'ol Boy'". Others would later say I was obease. But oh well. I went to my friends house and we went in back out of the patio our usual toking spot. I was blitzed out of my mind. They all were talking and I pulled out my bag of 6 joints. I go, "YOu guys want to go on a journey. Yeah, a magical journey motherfuckers. I wanna see the pyramids, the stars and some mermaids motherfuckers. So sit and lets go on a spirit journey." I whipped out my lighter and the joints were a passing. I just loved the way I said that. I adlibbed it amazingly

I am a little stoned at the moment. And listening to Brown Eye Girl by CCR.