Another reason to hate MTV...

'Sup dudes.

I did a little work experience at my stepdads firm the other week. Basically he's head solicitor of a firm that supplies lawyers, etc to music artists and record labels :D . Anyway, I had to mission it to his office in Fulham to take over for 3 hours while him and his lawyer homeboys went to the office christmas party, which basically means I had to pick up the phone when it rang and take messages.

One of the messages I took was from a delightful bitch from MTV, it kinda went like this:

Me: Hello, <companies name>, how may I help?
MTV: Hi, this is <bitches name> from MTV. I need the dates for the blahblahblah....
Me: Woah, hang on. Is there anyone you'd like to speak to personally?
MTV: What? Who is this?
Me: Sorry, noones here at the moment, can I...
MTV: Put me through to <my stepdad>.
Me: He's not in right now, he's at the off...
MTV: Put me through to <stepdad's partner>.
Me: I'm sorry but there's noone here right now, can I take a message?
MTV: There's noone there right now?!
Me: No, they're at the offi...
MTV: I need to speak to a lawyer, put me through to a lawyer... Please.
Me: I'm sorry, everyone's out, can I take a...
MTV: What do you mean everyone's out? How can the whole office be out? I need to talk to a lawyer.
Me: Well everyone's at the office Christmas party, can I PLEASE take a message for you?
MTV: No. <hangs up>

About 30 seconds later the phone rings again.

Me: Hello <stepdad's company>, how can I...
MTV: So your telling me there isn't a single person there I can talk to?
Me: No, there isn't. Why don't I take a message for you?
MTV: I don't want you to take a message, if I did i'd ask you wouldn't I?
Me: ...uhh
MTV: I need to speak to a lawyer.
Me: Well it's not gonna happen 'cause there arn't any, shall I take a message or not?
MTV *silence with some mumbled swearing* No, actually, you can't.
Me: OK. Sorry I can't be...
*hangs up*

Fucking bitch man. :mad: Properly going on at me, i've never heard anything like it. Is everyone with a job in the media industry like that? My stepdad assures me they are.

Yeah, so you have the right to call the people at MTV pricks, do so with pride. ;)

Oh yeah, I spoke to Joss Stone too. :cool: Should've told her how fine she is.

Laters.

It sounds like somebody got the old reds and blues thrown up behind 'em! I'd of been slightly brisk with you as well!

I dunno what that red and blue shite means :confused:.

well mtv blows. they show average 8 commercials to every 1 music video wven they do "rock videos"

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Originally Posted by Button Basher

I dunno what that red and blue shite means :confused:.

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Means they got picked up by the fuzz :cool:

Lol, jokes. :D

BOMB EM BOM EM ALL

FUCKERS STYOPED PLAYIN MUSIC AND DO ALL THOSE TALK SHIT SHOWS SHIT CRAP SHIT FUCKERS

Easy there, I don't think its at that level yet... You don't like 'em, just don't watch 'em...

hmmm well she sounds like a rude biatch but that dont mean they all are :confused: ! or does it :rolleyes:

Lol, it probably does actually. Another guy called on behalf of Stuart Price, the drummer from the Stereophonics and gave me the same, although he calmed down after a while. :p

Spoke to some pretty greasy sounding American lawyers too :rolleyes: . Anyone see that Simpsons when Apus wife goes to get a divorce? :D