What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake?

I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL...

any genius ideas?

on food poisoning no, that lasts just like 24 hrs.

uhmm...the flu? mono? AIDS? lol idk man...

Its embarassing, but any genital related illness will make them not ask questions.

put some red dots on our face and say you have chineese fever, or avian flu.

chronic shits as symptom of an allergic reaction to a substance still unknown.

as in, it wont stop till you know what it is thats causing it.

Have the balls to just quit...I mean if you are willing to take a week off to blaze, then it is not a serious job, just quit and start looking for a new job and blaze for a week or two......no lying needed.


you'll feel better about it while your off.

:smokin::smokin:

tell 'em your girl pulled a lorena bobbit on you and you're gonna be in the hospital for awhile...

of course, you'll soon have to deal with all your coworkers jokes..

chicken pox

pneumonia, or say you have a sick dick man. Make up some STD to tell them you have.