I need a back-up plan!

Well, just last night, I ended up getting into a fight with my father's girlfriend. She's a crazy, psychotic bitch from Hell. No joke. She's been pushing everyone out of my father's life, even his own family. She took his business from him, takes his money from him, empties his bank accounts, and the list goes on. She especially hates me because I stick up for my father and try getting him to realize that she's a crazy, golddigging whore. Of course he's with her because she's a complete nymph, and puts out left and right.

One of her daughter's is on temporary residence here because her roommate ended up having to move to Africa since he's in the Marines. She couldn't afford paying the rent herself so her mother, without my father's permission (And yes, he pays the bills and whatnot), told her she could stay here until she starts college for the third time in September. I no longer what to grow my plants out on our balcony. Her daughter has a very shady past of stealing. If she were to steal any of my plants or bud, of course I'd end up flipping shit on her and her mother would stick up for her. I've gotten accused constantly of stealing shit; marijuana, alcohol, etc. Believe it or not, my father's girlfriend still insists on calling the police. What a retard, right? ("Hello, police. I'd like to report that my boyfriend's son has stolen my marijuana and my pot pipe.")I wouldn't put anything past my father's girlfriend. She is famous for calling the police every time my father and her get into a fight. If the police came here and saw the plants, she'd automatically tell them they're mine. I'll be 20 in a couple of months, so no I'm not a minor. I could get into a lot of shit, especially since I'm in New York and live about an hour from the Canadian border. Also, the police in my city are hounds for two things; 1) Older guys with younger girls and 2) Drugs, especially marijuana.

I'm going to wait until germination is finished and I plant the rest of my seeds into the cups I have setup with the soil and the like. But when harvest time comes, I will need to wrap all the plants up in black garbage bags and put them into the trunk of my car. I will be driving from 20 miles away outside the city. I'm growing deep in the woods, away from any residential areas. I don't know if I should put air fresheners and spray Febreeze in my trunk when I have the plants in there because I don't wanna alter the taste of the bud. However, I also don't wanna be cruising down the highway (No pun intended, lol) or be driving past a cop with his window down here in the city, and have to worry about anyone smelling the marijuana. I will bring it to another area for trimming and curing, and will also be making my hash there from the leftover schwag. Once the bud is cured and dry, then I'll pack my bud into some large, airtight sealed jars that I have. Of course my growing is solely for personal consumption.

Some advice would be appreciated. Thanks in advance!

Kill your dad's girlfriend and run to mexico

get or pay someone to scare the shit out of that bitch and his girl till they both run to Mexico....before she put u in jail :S

Cut the brakeline :jumphappy:

what the fuck is your dad doin shit man what you should do is do what she does to you. get in a fight with here make her hit you and make her live a mark and if she's as crazy as you say she should have no problem with that and then you call the fuckin police on her retarded ass. see how she like's it when it's flipped and what lthg said would be good to.