Anyone else ever been given "poor" excuses?

I diluted my urine yesterday through a mixed method I came up with, which worked perfectly fine on a home screening before I went in (mostly gatorade for fluid, some water, detox drink, milk thistle, strong multivitamins) and my urine looked almost completely normal, it was dark yellow but not too vitamin yellow. I dropped and I give the guy the cup. He looks at it and asks "do you take any vitamins?" and I wasn't really thinking, so I said "yeah, I take a multivitamin in the morning before I workout, is there a problem?" and he told me that he wouldn't test my urine because multivitamins are against their policy. I argued with him that the past 9 months I've been coming in I've taken the exact same multivitamins and there's never been an issue before and he refused to test it. I came back in this morning, following the same method but I decided I'd just tell him I didn't take them since yesterday (not my fault I have a healthy diet, eat right, get my vitamins in through food also) and this time it was more clear and he decided that it looked too watery and that it was diluted so I have to come back again this afternoon, and pay another 12 dollars, coming out to 36 dollars for 3 tests in 2 days. Now let me tell you, this guy TAKES BRIBES if you contact him outside of the testing facility, yet he has to make up a new excuse every time he thinks I'm diluting. Wtf maybe he just wants me to pay him. Dunno. Any of you been given stupid reasons to not accept your urine? The list also says that any "sudden weightloss, diet supplements, vitamins, minerals, herbal mixtures, and musclebuilders" are all reasons they can deny accepting samples from you. Apparently you can't live a healthy lifestyle if you're on probation where I live. Funny thing is I'm not even on probation for marijuana, I'm on for an MIP and was given a year of drug tests/pbt's.

Well, sadly, that's America for you.

This kind of thing just dont happen in England. It's bullshit. Drug testing in general is bullshit. How can anyone tell you what you can and cant do in your own time. I know this doesnt help you, but, i strongly disagree with drug testing. Pay him if that's what he wants and you dont mind.

Yeah, I know man. In the US if you get a misdemeanor for underage possession of alcohol and they shove drug tests down your throat. I don't even like drinking, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I wouldn't mind paying him at all, it just seems like I'm the only person he dislikes. For what reason, I have no clue, I've never been anything but nice when I come in. Right now I'm trying to get a decent amount of sodium in me/aspirin/rolaids so I can get the sp. gravity up. Throwing in some b3-b12 for color.

Tell him unless he passes you then LEO may pay him a visit ;)

I'm sure taking bribes like he does for that would be a pretty serious matter. Lose his job and maybe its a felony offence too.

Bribe him back :)

Hahaha, the only person I know that has bribed him wouldn't give him up though because he needs the guy to pass his. Anyway, has anyone ever questioned the 2tsbp of salt in every quart of gatorade? Increased protein can raise the sp gr significantly, a protein supp would DEFIANTLY be more drinkable than that...

I have the same thing happen to me all the time. Not in the same type of way, but it's all the same in the end anyway I suppose.

I get randomly dropped for probation, and for another company as part of my probation. My probation officer has never seen a dirty drop from me, but another guy I dropped dirty for alcohol. Now, everytime I come in, he fails me over bullshit. In Illinois, refusing to drop, not giving a descent sample, or not giving enough are all reasons to fail.

So I went in one day and my piss was almost completely clear. I had been drinking water all day because I don't like some dude looking over my shoulder while I piss and I need to drink it in order to go. I drink nothing but water in general, so my piss is always clear accept in the morning for my first piss. He failed me and said I was diluting it. I said, "with what?" He said I was drinking water to flush my system. I asked the fucker, "If you had to piss while someone looked over your shoulder, wouldn't you have to drink a little water do you could go too?"

Long story short, he got pissed at me for talking back to him, and he always tries to fail me now. He also had my creatine level checked and it was barely over the limit. He said nothing other than taking a drink can cause it. So I went on the internet and found out that drinking nothing but water can cause it. Bastards.

Screw that! I say PAY THE MAN. Get those good test results without having to research, worry and panic. I wish it was that easy for everyone -- I spent approximately $250 dollars on trying to dilute and then substitute. Think about how much easier it would have been just to throw a $20 to another stoner whose lucky enough to work at a lab ....

toss the cup of piss in his face and tell him to fuck off!!