This was the worst Christmas I have ever had.

At around 12 midnight on Christmas I had a pounding fucking headache and a killer stomach ache. After a few minutes I had my face in the sink puking my intestines out. It was starbursts and capaccunio. I spent all of Christmas night and morning puking and shitting myself dry. It was the kind of shits where its pure liquid. A couple of the times I got up to puke and when I was about to heeve I suddenly had to shit. I had to choose which to do so I shit myself. Once I puked in my mouth, it was sprite. One of the times I was shitting I had to puke so I let it go all over the tub. THE WORST was the DRY HEEVES, they hurt like a bitch and then bile starting coming out. To make matters worse, Christmas was at my house. Twenty people were here and I felt shitty all day long. I didn't even get up to open presents because it took too much energy.

I woke up this morning and I feel better. Although I did wake up all sweaty and freezing cold. I'm not 100% but I definately am better. I haven't puked but I still have the shits.

I don't know why I felt the need to share this, but it's probably because I'm bored. I wonder if I smoke this bowl will I feel better?

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Originally Posted by Frost.

I wonder if I smoke this bowl will I feel better?

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most likely :D

Merry SHitmas

lol frosty.
i had a similar experience in france.
i was on a 3 day trip with workmates & wives.there were 4 of us drinking wine.we had about 12 bottles in a afternoon sitting.id never drunk wine before so i didnt know what to expect.i did later on!i was sop drunk,ex mrs dizzy went looking for me at 2am.but i was in different room with 2 work mates & that night was spent just like you.but luckily for me ,where you sat on the toilet ,there was a little hand basin.so each time i heaved puke it came outta both ends at same time.so yes,i can understand wherer you coming from with those shits buddy.
eat some bread then at least when you squeeze a shit out,it comes out solid & not pebble dash your toilet

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Originally Posted by crystal clear pepsi

Merry SHitmas

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i knew somebody was gonna say that,


dam sounds like he had a very shitty christmas this year
let that be a lesson to all those who thought they maybe had a bad one

could of been worse ,

ya could of been like that poor dude man thats just bad times

maybe he be prepared next year,,,,,,pepto bismuth
peace

hope your feeling better frost, get back on the bong,,,hair of the dog ect new year selebs next ...I don't subscribe to any of it.....Humbug