You have GOT to try this!!!

Ok, so I made two firecrackers (thanks to this site) and after eating one, the body high was friggin amazing. My mind was clear and I could carry a conversation but my body was ....... fucking amazing.

My brilliant idea was to go to one of the oriental massage parlors down the road. Did that yesterday. Ate the firecracker, then went to get a massage. I was offered all kinds of sexual favors, when I said "I just want a full massage, nothing kinky." The look on the womans face shocked as she said "Sixty dollar sixty minute."

Yes, I was tempted as she offered a "Happy ending" for just another sixty but I gracefully declined.

A massage when you have a serious body high is amazing! She climbed on my back and held on to two ropes from the cieling and walked up and down and down and up my back. I could hear my bones crackeling and I made sex noises for the entire hour.

After it was finished, so was I. There was no way I could get up to put my clothes on (was in my Sponge Bob boxers) let alone drive home. Mind was clear but body had a mind of it's own. I said I couldn't move. I ended up paying another $60 for two hours of rest in the room. ALONE. No wacking off, just chill with my ipod.

Great three hours & best $120 I'd ever spent.

No I didn't tip her. Yes I might go back.