Almost got totally screwed!

Where I live has a gate, a clicker is needed to get it. when my fiance takes her brother to college, I walk out with them and click the gate, as I need the clicker to let the delivery dude from the dispensary in. So I go out there, click the gate. Last minute I ask "did you lock the door." There hasn't been an incident where the door was locked before, but still, I was paranoid, as I didn't have my house key or the money for the delivery on me. She said no, but run and go check it, meanwhile the gate is closing on her car, so I say no, go ahead and go.

So I go back, and sure enough, the damn thing is locked. I go up to the office, they say I don't exist in their paperwork. One dude came in, every day, for a month, every single day, asking why the pool isn't heated even though they say it is. Every single day they acted surprised. So I'm fucked, right? I'm freaking out, muttering "i'm so fucked, goddamnit" pacing, you know. Theres no back way into my place and no key under the mat. my fiance doesn't have a cell phone usually. After about 20 minutes, I spot this dude who fixed our sink, he works in the place where I live. He let me in, and I wasn't fucked anymore! It was a close call though. I would have lost an eighth of ak-47 and royal purple haze. BTW I'm sorry I didn't post any pics of the bubblegum, but I had one of those "talks" with my fiance about that.

lol what?

If he couldn't get in his house, he wouldn't have had any money when the green arrived.

lol

ok
im toasted

i couldnt comprehend either

I don't get it...first u were locked out of ur house and then u saved the weed...i'm lost

Let me sum up his story for all of you since he hasn't replied yet.

1. He got locked out of his house.

2. His wallet was in his house.

3 A gentleman was on his way to his house in order to deliver him weed.

4. Since is wallet was inside and he was out side, who would have had no money to pay the nice guy delivering his weed.

5. Thankfully a employee of the complex he lived in finally recognized him and unlocked the door to his place for him.

6. Thanks to number 5, he was lucky enough to get back in so he could recieve the kick ass bud being delivered from the dispensery.

man you lucked out. You should make sure you get your name on that paper work in case it ever happens again