so the other night, i hung out with my gf, and before i went, i pre-rolled a joint with 3 different types of dank shit in it to toke on the way home. so, as i was walking back (we live VERY near each other), i duck behind a fence so nobody sees me lighting up. mission accomplished. i took two steps out of the yard, and see an elderly couple walking towards me with a dog no less than 10 feet away. and they know everyone in my family. so i do the ninjastoner thing to do, which was conceal it in my hand and hope to fuckall that i'm downwind of them :D lol. a couple minutes after that little scare, i see a cop car roll by (i'm done smoking by then, however). he stops and starts backing up to meet me. he asks me if i've seen any suspicious looking people walking around. i say no, and he asks me if i've been drinking (guess i was really fucked up lol) again, i say no, and the pig gives me a fucking breathalizer test!!! after i passed that useless bullshit, he tells me to get in the back so he can drive me home (it was past curfew for my town). i tell him we're standing in front of my driveway (a lie) and he says he wants to watch me go in the door. but i say i don't have the key, so i have to go around to the basement door and i'll come out the front door and wave him off. i walk to the back of the house, and then proceed to run as fast as i can away from there. i made it to my house in record time, and smoked a couple of bowls in celebration.
and here's the funniest part of all:
two days later, i saw in my local paper's tip off hotline section that they're looking for a white male matching my exact description for evading a police officer and being out after curfew.
teehee ;)
gotta love being a deviant :p
