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OK, so this is probably a crap idea because Im pretty fucked, but I thought we could make a song about eskimos. We each do a line or two, and then the next person carries it on.
Remember, think of the eskimos.
Im an eskimo and Its a bit shit
I sleep all night and I smoke all
There is a damien Rice song about Eskimos. I like it quite a bit.
Is that the one with the opera singer... I think I really like that song too. Not what I would normally consider good either. I do enjoy Damien Rice though.
"now, i understand some of ya don't know sarah jean,
so i'll tell ya a little bit about her..
she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino.
she went to college and she started the lesbian midget eskimo albino student union,
and 400 people signed up!!
there they were..hundreds of 'em,
lesbian eskimo left handed midget albinos,
did i mention the fact that she's left handed?
she's left handed alright..
girl's got some strange hobbies,
one of her hobbies is luring children into open man-holes,
which is kinda difficult,
'cause a lot of the children are taller than her,
her being a midget and everything..
or her being a left handed midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian albino midget..
or her being a lesbian left handed albino midget eskimo..
life can be pretty difficult on that young lady.
she bit me once, ya now.
right here, you see this?
left a mark..
she was luring a friend of mine's kid into the sewer,
and i run up and try to stop her,
i said, 'listen there, you lesbian midget left handed albino! you stop right there!'
and she bit me..
i'm afraid i'm gonna, i'm gonna turn into a lesbian left handed midget albino when the moon is full.
O MY GOD, the moon is full tonight,
i can feel myself shrinking,
i can feel myself getting left handed,
i can feel myself getting the urge to build an EEEgloo,
i can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red,
i can feel..i can feel the urge to buy a susan -something- ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
o..okay, it was just gas.."
-Dead Milkmen - Sarah Jean
i dont know but i've been told...eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
sorry to fall into the pits of the thread hijacker Tom, But Yeah jagged, its the one with the opera singer, its really odd because like you i don't think the song is "good", but whenever it comes on shuffle, I enjoy it a lot.
To contribute to the original idea of the thread though.
Brick.Quote:
Im an eskimo and Its a bit shit
I sleep all night and I smoke all
I wish i could get good weed but...
very funny, I liked your storyQuote:
Originally Posted by Nissan_420sx
everybodys in despair
every girl and boy
but when quinn the eskimo gets here
everbodys gonna jump for joy
come on without
come on within
youll not see nothing like the might quinn
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.
For it was Nanook, the burnout eskimo that made that way.