room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP!

so, i am in the last week of the seccond semester of my freshman year. I've lived with a weird dude all year, and i've known that hes chronic masturbator since about october. Thats cool if he does it, i can deal with the smell (he doesn't really wash his sheets) as long as i'm not in the room its cool.

my problem is, recently, everytime i'm not in the room he j's it. I've walked in on him multiple times everyday. What do i do? theres only 11 days left until we peace out for summer, and i'm not living with the dude next semester. I don't sexile him, ever, if i'm with a girl he either voluntarily leaves or if we go somewhere else. appart from being messy, i really have tried to be the best roomate ever.

so, i've started to get high infront of him (which he hates). i guess were even

Get him a GF and all your troubles will be solved.

Next time he jacks off give him some lube with super glue in it. He WILL stop.

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Originally Posted by wutang123456

so, i've started to get high infront of him (which he hates). i guess were even

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tell him getting high makes masturbating feel better(probly wont fix your problem)

Yea or set up a web cam.....I know its mean but I doubt he would continue and if he does sell the site:thumbsup: Good luck and you have yourself a drinking story for many years to come..

Give him some icy hot.

Tell him how gay it is to be wackin so much with you around and maybe he'll get self concious about it. Seriously tho thats pretty sick to be sleeping in sheets like that.

The name of this thread made me LOL.
Just tell him to STOP!

Next time you walk in on him, just run up and slap him in the face. Then run away giggling.

It'll be funny.

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Next time you walk in on him, just run up and slap him in the face. Then run away giggling.

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On second thought, give him a taste of his own medicine.

wack - wack - wack - SPIDERMAN! :pimp: