Funnest High I've experienced in a while

I finished work rather late last night, feeling shit as a dog, fatigued - you name it and on the way home I decided I'd treat myself and buy some fresh bud considering i've been working hard and trying to maintain a healthy bank account.

I arrived to my dealers house on the other end of the town (good bud usually), and I came in and luckily they had ONE bag left. The dealer's wife then walked me out the door and told me that they only got the ounce today and it got her and her husband (the dealer) in laughing fits which they hadn't had since their early days and how a few people came back for more bags. I got rather excited after hearing this and I suddenly had an urge to race home, as you would. :D

So, I got home, grabbed my bong and my MP3 player and started mullin the bud. Instantly when I broke up the bud, a strong citric weed smell woofed in my room. It felt nice and moist and broke up nicely and packed a bit of the mulled bud I was using for tonight in my shotty glass (which I put my weed I plan to smoke that night in).

So I set up my MP3 player as I wanted to make the session special and considering I never listened to music while smoking up it'd be a different experience. So I took the bong and shotty out to the patio and packed myself my first hit.

I sinked the first one (1 hitter) and I didn't feel anything really for a few minutes, so I had another.... Then it HIT ME HARD not that long at all, I can't even remember lol

I, for some odd reason got freaked out from being outside (I don't normally get paranoid) and wanted to go inside, so I came inside and put my stuff away from what I remember... I remember just zoning out and standing in one spot for god knows how long in the middle of my room.

I then put my MP3 player back on and the music like somehow made me energetic and my body wanna move.

So, I for some reason decided to start doing push ups. I did a lot - can't quite remember how much because I was that off my face I was more less thinking and automatically doing them and I didn't even feel my body (if you know what I mean, lol)... I then got really slow, like extremely slow because it was my last possible rep and finished them - and I don't reckon I could of gotten to that level of control and muscle failure with such fatigued muscle without the relaxed mind state I attained from being high.

I then somehow got in the mood to do a posing routine ( I am planning to compete in a year or two in teen division bodybuilding) to the music and it was amazing.

I somehow knew the correct notes of the song and did fluent movements in time with it, and this is especially hard, especially for a posing routine. What I found weird was I didn't even think of doing the movements nor take notice of the song... I was more less thinking in my head 'Wow this is cool,how am I thinking of this!!!' while being entertained and impressed with my subconscious movements.

I got really baked. You'd have to of experienced it yourself to have the level of excitement I have about this, especially considering I haven't been this high since when I began smoking. I got some more in my drawer, just waiting for our house visitors to leave so I can rip one up. :stoned:

LOL u were so high that you THOUGHT you were doing the right posing routine


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haha awesome

lmfao ur fuckin crazy man, lmfao... ..

lol

Push-ups wtf.

haha that's pretty funny. the other night when i was high i felt like running home so i did but then this dog started barking and coming toards me so i froze and put my hands up like you would do if a cop told you. hope you have more fun next time your smoke that stuff!