"Excuse me........ is this your litter?"

So I was out with with some mates on friday gettin' reared up for 420 and smokin the first few joints.. we were pretty chilled and everything was just starting to mellow off...

We took a walk away from the inner city and found this amazing spot that was soo tucked away and everythin.. quite a few benches and some sheltered areas an shit like that.. also there was this café a little bit through some trees so we could hear some live music..

So we started skinnin' up some joints and got 2 on the burn.. after 15-20 minutes we were pretty damn stoned.. everything was so much better and I was just finishing off the last 8 or so tokes on this joint..... when these fuckin pigs came strolling over

Fuck i dont think ive ever felt my heart beat so fast.. i burnt the joint out with two fingers and sorta eased it into my pocket.. totally fuckin brickin it cuz i know they could've searched us all..

they came over and stood by the bench next to us and just said "is this your litter?" .. we were just like nah.. we slowly stood up and started casually walking towards the path to get past them.. this pig sorta waved his hand by his nose and made a 'cworr' indicating that he smelt something..

omfg.. we just got away scot free.. walked away and that was that..

i didnt see them till they were about 15 yards away.. so they MUST have seen the joint..

420 luck or what :smokin:

Nice man. Sneaking away from the popos.

here in the philippines, cops get their asses kicked for actually whining about litter. HAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by josh g

here in the philippines, cops get their asses kicked for actually whining about litter. HAHAHA!

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..and the streets are paved with gold...:D jokes...

Littering and..... Littering and......

..haha that's one badass story man. What if THEY were fucking blazed too and were fucking with your heads. And he made that noise to get you spooked a bit more. Fucking 5-0's