Freestyle rapping while BLAZED

Whenever me and a couple of my buddies get blazed...if we're in the car, I put in a cd with nothing but rap beats on it, and we'll all freestyle rap and record it and then listen to it later. It's so fun, you guys should try it. Sometimes tho its funny cuz we'll be rapping and shit, and then we'll notice ppl in front of us looking in the rearview mirror laughing lol, we keep going tho.

Here's a few examples of some silly things I've said while I've recorded myself.

(This is about this fat kid named garret that we hang out with, even tho he's stupid lol....nothing against fat ppl. Im not that skinny myself)

Yo, I'm Phat with a P, Garret's Fat with an F
Because he's got the biggest breasts
Yo, He got the man titties
They're so big, they're like biggie's.....yo check it..
He's got rolls coming from every direction
When he sees a hot girl he quickly gets an erection, so fast yo
He's got a big ass tho
So when he sits down he squishes the couch bro
(then we see a guy mowing the yard with his kid on his lap)
What if he dropped the baby off the mower
It would get ran the fuck over

haha.....idk....maybe we just have too much time on our hands, but it's fun either way.

lol that's great man.

you should post some recordings!

I don't flow but most of my friends do.

Wasted or baked. Sometimes both.

i used to. started when i used to roll, then gradually got better to get to the level of 'sucked'. spit very few good rhymes, but it is fun to do.

i gotta agree is is quite fun. i got crazy beats and just throw em on and kick it

That rap was funny as hell.

Yeah man i spit those flows when i getz blitzed. Never tried recording it though.

One line i cna remember spittin is i"'m sick wit da flow, all u other rappers cant touch me like a hot cup of joe"

i used to hang out with a guy who, no matter what situation he was in, would start rapping and stuff.. it would have been cool if his flows made any sense! seriously, he used to just make up words and mumble, only vaguely in time with the beat.. like "my name is alex i uhh like infention, bla bla bla the mention".. I mean what the fuck is that!? thats atypical example of the shit he comes out with.. it pissed me off so much i dont even hang with him anymore lol