Substitutions lil helper ;)

So I have a UA coming up (tomorrow) and I've been reading the boards here about the different ways to pass.
When it comes to things that I need to be 100% sure about, I try not to take my chances and go for as close of a sure thing as I can.
So the method I chose is substitution. I have a "clean" friend who's more than happy to help me out, the only thing left to stress about was keeping the urine at an acceptable temp. I read about keeping a smallish bottle of said wee tucked between the nuts and rear end, I can do that. What got me worked up about it is the temp will drop off subtly over time. I thought and thought about how I could keep it at or slightly above body temp. My ideas went from over heating the pee before I bundled up in thermo undies and just suffer until I can get it over with, to mashing a fresh baked potato and placing it and the bottle in a zip lock and then in my drawers... How am I going to explain why the bathroom smells like a restaurant and my pee is well done 300 degrees...

Then I saw this in my medicine cabinet.
ThermaCare: Neck to Arm HeatWraps
Hmm... I read and found out it's not a chemical type heat that just feels warm, like the stuff you rub on. No, it actually produces real heat. But nothing I read would tell me just how hot it gets, I mean it must be above body temp to feel anything, but HOW much??

ThermaCare(R) Launches Its First-Ever Heatwrap for Knee Pain
104 degrees! Perfect!!
I'm much more comfortable bringing in a ziplock of ice cubes to cool that off.

So the plan is to get the buddywee in the bottle, wrap the bottle with the heating pad (pad takes 30 minutes to get to that temp) and head to the test at my leisure.

1 Bottle
1 Pad
1 Zippy of ice cubes
1 Brand new 10 second digital thermometer.
And hopefully one new job. :)


Just thought I would share the info on the pad, I think it could save a lot of hassle.

be sure to keep your temp between 94 and 100. lower or higher, they can reject the sample

lavapad_website.gif if that gets too hot for you you can put it in a sock or something! also, thats a nice assslap above