Piss, Glue, Tape.. BUT NO BOTTLE!..

Ok drug testing coming up in 8 days. I got everything i need to pass it except a damn BOTTLE!! Can someone recommend a good bottle i could use to put the pee in?? PLEASE! the bottle needs to meet these 3 qualifications

1.the cap Cant Snap When u Open It
2.Does not Suck in Or Suck out air when squeezing.(Makes alot of noise)
3.Concealed


I cant afford the whizzinator. Please if u have had any luck passing a test like this tell me the kind of bottle u used please! or post a pic/link of a bottle that u think would work good. THANKS!

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hey, i got it. put it in a plastic sandwich bag and tape it shut and to your leg.

Use a vile.