Way of the Ninja.

I am confident in saying that 99.9% of all stoners have had to hide their beloved secret at least once in their lives, yet there are so many that toke up without proper knowledge of how to act in stealth and disguise of their smoking habits.

For some, hiding it can either be irritating, exhilarating, petty, or inconvenient - no matter how we describe it, there are those dire times when it needs to be done.

This thread is for sharing secrets and tips on how to keep your secret. Who knows? The information here could save your ass from a lot of trouble.

I'll start with this: smoking can make your hair reek. It may not be very noticeable, but a quick rinse through the sink will not only refresh you but help mask your scent.

This is a commonly known one but the smell stays in your hands, and lots of people seem to forget that because they are so worried about their eyes and clothing.

If you want to exhale smoke without it being seen (such as you just got caught with a bunch of smoke in your lungs but they don't notice it yet), take off your shirt/sweatshirt and while its over your head exhale. As long as you try to not have any large holes in the clothing that it can escape from, then most of the smoke won't be visible.

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Originally Posted by BoilerUp

This is a commonly known one but the smell stays in your hands, and lots of people seem to forget that because they are so worried about their eyes and clothing.

If you want to exhale smoke without it being seen (such as you just got caught with a bunch of smoke in your lungs but they don't notice it yet), take off your shirt/sweatshirt and while its over your head exhale. As long as you try to not have any large holes in the clothing that it can escape from, then most of the smoke won't be visible.

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i wouldn't try the take off the shirt thing, then your clothes would reek

but its definetly a good idea to wash your hands or put lotion/germ-x on them

im gonna have to also state the obvious. if your a beginner your eyes will get red and visine will make u look sober as a judge. not only that but it feels refreshing and your high gets really clear for some reason.

also try and copy your behavior when sober or change your normal behavior so noone can notice(former is better). this method takes a lot of practice and may not be necessary for veteran smokers.

if you're smoking inside, use a doob tube. they have saved my ass on many occasions.

and also, start burning incense. that's a lethal combo with a doob tube and a stick of some nag champa burning. nobody will know anything (except for your eyes/breath, however lol)

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Originally Posted by Brett1038

i wouldn't try the take off the shirt thing, then your clothes would reek

but its definetly a good idea to wash your hands or put lotion/germ-x on them

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Throw it in your car / drawer etc quickly, or hold it casually behind your back until you can get some Febreeze. :thumbsup:

get out of the closet........................i fucking blaze in public whenever the fuck i feel lke it................cause i can. cause i'm a grown man......cause i do not give 2 shits.....about you or the man...~big~D~

have fun in jail!

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

have fun in jail!

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fucking hardly......i got skills:jointsmile: and lots of dollar bills. most of all i got the biggest balls on the block, and a sexy ass smile that always gets me safe at home

Find a good stash place. For kids or teens at home, I say to store weed in an airtight container within something you never use, such as old childhhood items or random junk. I use empty flashlights, ps2, a battery safe thingy I made for around a dime or so, and various things around my room.