(You-My) Stoner Stats Sheet

Log stoney statistic (sadistic. explicit or complicit or not) here:
(and I threw the 'MY' and 'YOU' in there since in this society, a cheap attempt to attract since we such megalomaniacs and narcissistic race that the myspaces and youtubes of the world are exploding in popularity).

Performance based stats (comparing when using cannabis and then again when not nor have used for 12 hours, and by using I mean vaporizing 1 gram in the Vapolution):

Free throw shots (shot 100 in each state of mind):
84% while stoned (84/100)
79% while Norml ;)
(6% better)

Time to complete 200 piece puzzle (two separate puzzles):
42 minutes whilst stoney
44 minutes whilst NORML (you know...not baked)
(5% better)

Bench press:
220 pounds stoned
220 pounds unstoned

Racing myself (timed one mile):
7 minutes 46 seconds stoned
7 minutes 43 seconds sober (not stoney :)

Shots made with paper balls in the garbage can from my work station (10 feet):
8 out of 10 when high cracker pie
8 out of 10 when NORML (Marijuana Law Reform - NORML)

Other stats:
People that I know use cannabis at my office place:
4 out of 17 (23%)

Pets in my house that vaporize with me:
2 out of 2 (100% percent!)

People in my house that utilize the good 'erb:
1 out of 5 (20%)

Number of vape poo joints rolled in 5 minutes:
2 while stoned
2 while not

Number of car accidents I've been in (as the driver):
0 while stoned
2 while sober

POST YOUR STATS...I MUST STOP - It's like I'm justifying my stoney existance!
Peace and love