runnin from tha law (literally)

i walked down to longs drugs today to get some visine n condoms, and when i got there i realize i had no money. "fuck it," i'll just slip em in my pocket. i walk out the store, and the fuckin alarm goes off and i realize what a fucking artard I am for not havin removed the magnetic label. I just keep walkin like nothin happened, and the security guard calls me back:

"Sir you set off our system."
"What? why?" i ask, tryin to play it off like a the clueless dumbass that i am
"you set off our system, can you please come back sir."
"uhhhhhh..."

I am just shittin my pants all over the place at this point. im thinkin "what the fuck do i do," then the security guard hears his name inside the store so he just turns his head, and i just fuckin sprint and dont stop till im panting my lungs out. he's just like "sir! sir!" and some old farts are starin at me like im the devil reincarnate.

fuckin A.

but you got away, it's all good.

i hate thieves

LOL damn that's fuckin hilarious.

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Originally Posted by invision

i hate thieves

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seconded, thirded, foruthed, fifthed, .... seventeen thousand five hundred and fourty thirded....

Hahaha. Wow.

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Originally Posted by invision

i hate thieves

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i hate judgmental assholes

Nice job but way you explained does sound embarrassinghow old are you.,..i see like a 30 yr old running from a security just standing there going "sir?...Sir!"

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Originally Posted by Emmm

i hate judgmental assholes

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truth hurts huh? stop stealing and you won't be judged as a theif.

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Originally Posted by BlazinTreesX3

Nice job but way you explained does sound embarrassinghow old are you.,..i see like a 30 yr old running from a security just standing there going "sir?...Sir!"

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I'm 18. it was a lil embarassing