Once Upon A Time In Mexico

I remebered this story when XSHOSHI- made the 1st time in a strip club thread, this is the blog link(which I think is easyer on the eyes) followed buy the story.
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blog.myspace.com/MadSativa
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Three years ago we were in Tijuana, Mexico it was my homies birthday so we decided on a spurt of the moment kinda thing lets get a 30 pack and a bottle of jack and drive to Mexico. We call a couple friends and it all fell together in about an hour. Their was 7 of us and two didn’t drink so we were set and off into the sunset. A 6 hour road trip of uppers downers, all a-rounders (actually we just had some good mescaline, good bud, and 2-30 packs along with a fifth of tequila). The road trip their was like a blur out of a Hunter S. Thompson book(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas), I just remember in the beginning we were stopping every 45 min. or so cause everyone had to piss.
I had planned to take about 1/2 gram of mescaline after we got into the boarder, and our plan was to go into inner Mexico. But I took a bite outta the little chocolate looking mescaline square and a couple friends ate about the same too. We were about 4 hours into our journey to the boarder when I realized the mesc. Was starting to kick in, I’m wasted drunk starting to get clear and (getting sober quick from the mescaline) I like, wake up to the windows rolled down, music blastin and were in a cargo van and the rest of the guys who aren’t trippin and still drinking, have stopped, stopping every 45 min to piss. And now they have the rear doors open and are taking turns pissing out the back doing 80mph in the desert night.
I tell my friend who is driving to stop I had to puke(a result of mescaline it makes you puke), right then my 2 friends who ate mesc with me both said Stop, Stop! I’m trippin and its getting intense and the van just seams to stop on a dime the three of us tripping jump out and start puking in unison all the time getting intense visuals. I felt crazy sick and didn’t want to get back in but I was hearing like female siren voices calling from inside the van, right about then my buddy pulls me into the van and says “we gotta go the siren’s are waiting“. I jump in and that was the last coherent thing I can remember till we got to the boarder.
So were at the boarder this was when you didn’t need a passport you just said Mexican and American at each boarder which was like 20yrds from each other. Every one except the driver and passenger were either dunk or tripping hardcore. The boarder is lit up with lights and I can hear female voices enticing me and like luring me into the lights, and the boarder police comes up and asks us in the back of the van “nationality” we all at once say Mexican, and that triggered some Aztec shit in the three of us trippin cause we started like laughing and mumbling Mexican, Mexican, over and over, the cop peaks in and his feakin head turned into a buzzard and sat on the window telling us the spill, don’t do this, and don’t do this, and do this. Then when he finishes he just flies away and were instantly in the lights of the Tijuana strip.
The voices and singing of the sirens is all around us now, we go to a bar where we know the girls are drop dead gorgeous just more expensive (50-100 for everything for about 1-3 hours). Were walking in side, 2 more of my friends eat some mescaline and everything is going slow motion as we walk in. As we walk inside we go towards the back its like Sodom and Gomorrah(your every sex fantasy is right in front of you), theirs sex acts going on, tubs of beer and ice on every table, girls stripping, a good live band. We pass into a hall way that is part of the alleys behind the club(but is still part of the club) the sounds all collect in the alleys, I’m tripping and I hear mexi. Blues, trace/jungle music, donkeys, dogs, women moaning, guys yelling, people fighting, and the fuckin singing sirens,(not to mention the smells of beef fajitas, perfume, sex, and dumpsters) just then one of my friends who’s trippin pulls me into a small building/room with a bar and women all lined up asking you for a drink, a cigarette, “do you wana lap dance”, if you wana fuck.
In my head the voices come all together and the hottest girl in the place(possible the hottest girl I have ever seen, Salma Hayek body/ Catherine Zeta-Jones eyes/face) looks at me and the siren’s song tells me (in my head) “finally you get here”, She is all in white and like an angel she flies over and says(in hott ass broken English), “I’ve been waiting for you“, I tell her in Spanish, I see her in my dreams, I am the MadSativa, I have journeyed a long way. She takes my hands and puts them all over her, and kisses me and in Spanish says, me and my friends have been calling for you and, now you have found us. My eyes focus behind her and there are six of the most beautiful Latinas on the planet behind her.
I’m tripping balls and with the sound of Banda Music(the music with tubas and bass drums no guitars, I love it) on the jut-box she leads me to the table my friends have picked out. Sitting on my lap she introduces her friends to my friends, instantly my two buddies who are tripping with me are like you have found them, and are all over these 2 girls that were on them.
Within 30 min. my 2 buddies that just ate the mescaline are going to the bathroom to puke(Sometimes the bathrooms are outside of the bar your in and, peoples who rob people hang out to pray on peoples their), they take what seems like hours(problem like 10 min.), we all carry a little talk-about radio(so’s were always in contact with each other), and I call em to tell em were gonna take these girls to their rooms and my three other friends will be at the table. They respond back and all we hear is laughing, and scuffling around and all of the sudden we make out the words “were being jumped” followed by the beep of the radio cutting off, and then we hear 2 gun shots.
In the club nobody even flinches and just keeps doing what their doing, the five of us tell the girls we will be right back were going to check on our friends, the girl that was on me says ill show you where their at(as she heard me talking to them on the radio and she spoke english well), me tripping and knowing the history of Sirens (Greek legend) I thought she was gonna lure us into an ambush. We get to the alley where the bathroom is (bunch of portos) and there are about five big fat Mexican guys punching and kicking my 2 friends.
My two friends who are getting beat down are trippin balls and are huge muscular types and, are just laughing getting hit with 2x4 and everything else on the ground. We see that one of my friends has got a hold of one of the Mexican guys and is yelling in Spanish put down the gun or Ill break his fuckin neck. Then we notice two guns on the ground, two Mexicans with their hands up yelling “porfavor no, porfavor no”(please no, please no) and a couple other Mexican guys have guns pointed at my two trippin friends(getting beat down) yelling let him go and give us your money(in Spanish).
The situation is a volatile Mexican stand off and the five of us just casually stroll up behind em; pretty much grab their guns and throw them on the ground with the concrete floor knocking em out except one guy which we kick in the head and he was soon out. We pick up the guns and robbed the robbers while my 2 friends who got jumped are drooling and catching their breath from laughing so much when they mutter out how the Mexican guys tried to rob them and they turned around and puked on them and one of the Mexican guys freaked out took out his gun shot two quick shots yelling “their demons, their demons”!
I then remember the beautiful siren that lured us to the ally and turn around with the berretta I just got, and she’s standing their; like all small & sexy and says (now I’m still trippin pretty heavy) “ahora vamos a cojiar mi rey”(now can we fuck- my king)?

This story is a lot longer and I am tired of writing. Write me the MadSativa on myspace if you want me to finish the story. It involves a gunfight with our new stolen guns; A lot of time spent with my new hot friend and her friends; A trip to inner Mexico(well the governments call it Mexico but it in fact it is an entirely different country all together); All while having to get back by Monday morning for work; And of coarse the whole time partying like Demons (haha!)
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haha...ur a madman.
we need to go to tijuana some time.
Sick ass shit...

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

I am the MadSativa, I have journeyed a long way.

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damn that was a great story.

haha I just got invited to go to Juarez next week but Ill be outta the country, The guys going are crazy funn wish I could cause their cool to hang out with

TAKE ME WITH YOU!
I want to hear more about the gunfight with your new guns.