Continue the story..the story so far!

Thanks to all have contributed to this masterpiece so far and keep the posts coming! This has to be the most random, strange, weird and hilarious thing ever!

This will win the Pulitzer!

Enjoy...

One day my friends bought a singing dog that liked to sing. He sung baked by Alfalfa Brown,oh but feds arrived and commies raped the poor dog so now doggy aches in secret body parts fartin bubbles shit whizzing reeses peanutbuttercups,chocolate delight sprinkled on mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara sauce.

This thread is a naughty mess with dandelions..and sticky fat nugs covered in icy crystals these crystals were actually diamond cats who fought george bush and won no elections just erections all day smokin blunts.

Havin sex those nymphos are crazy and they greased themselves with butter and beer untill they achieved ecstasy and then fucked wildely with penguins..Bellyflop BeBop..kinky penguins go to a strip club, no dollar bills just pennies, but hundreds of crabs and smellyfluffy dank pussy stunk.

Cuz of you I need a shrink because I smell like old ham and penguin sex!

Juicy slime snail trail was winding..thats icky and sticky moon pie are good when stoned because im hot smokin pot..danky dank scuba tank and drank moonshine,mulled wine sooo fine this rhymes sour limes.

I pissed bong water with god, such enlightenment tightens it. Quack quack say the bitchy little ugly looking giraffe penis secreting on ice cream custard hedgehog.

Under the mini skirt pubic hairs are floating very visible! Curly wet fries taste chicken noodleitoos. I ate mosquitos pussy,green peas all over donkey cock while jerking over joes hairy anus which smells suprisingly lemonish because they used pledge for buttholes that were shiny like my bong.....................

and the story continues on the 'continue the story thread'

....LOL :D I love the way you can tell everyone had the munchys at the start of the story when its just lists of munchy food and man some people have twisted minds! Penguin sex....how random is that! very funny though..
great work guys keep it up!:thumbsup:

You got waaay to much time on your hands...

lol was waiting for that! not really but I am extremely bored and weedless at the moment!

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Originally Posted by exhashsmoker

lol was waiting for that! not really but I am extremely bored and weedless at the moment!

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It was very cool,,,thanks for putting that together...