need help with a old freind

I have this freind who i have been pretty good freinds with for sometime, but now he just gets worse and worse. he rarely takes showers and when he doesnt his face gets so oilly that it shines in the light, and he has this stupid habbit of making the wierdest noises out of no where, he is kinda stupid he goes to a "dropout school" because he cant pass hardly any classes in high school. and i dont know how i and supposed to tell this kid to get his hygene up he smells like a ass all the time.
some help would be nice :rastasmoke:

LMFAOOOOO! I'd say start going out on the town with him! im sure he'll shower before going out and trying to pull a girl! or start toking with a girl hes into, he wont want to be a stinky fucker around her even if he is the laziest fucker in the world :p

Didn't we just have a thread like this??? confrontation then elimination...

Dude thats fuckky fuckin splash water on him when hes sleeping then kick his ass and tell him to shower more and hopefully hell listen.

im new to this so i didnt rly look around
and lol this guy is like a gaint ogre to his like 3x as big as me lol otherwise i wuuda

Just tell him! The best friend you got is the one that discretely tells you when your fly is down, or when you got something hanging out of your nose! Just let him know that other people are talking about it, and you wanted to let him know, and spare him the embarrassment. :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Jderringer

Just tell him! The best friend you got is the one that discretely tells you when your fly is down, or when you got something hanging out of your nose! Just let him know that other people are talking about it, and you wanted to let him know, and spare him the embarrassment. :jointsmile:

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well said. i know a lot of folks like this, it is hard to tell them. but a real friends would, right???

thx guys i guess ill try to tell him to take a shower........ but nothing can eliminate the smell of his room

Buy him some Axe. You could also set him on a blind date, maybe he'll clean up then.

"Heres some Axe"

"everyday when u wake up spray it on ur naked body and all the pieces of clothing you wear...yes i will give you a brand new bottle everyday"

and axe sucks. get him some old spice whitewater...i cant find it lately but its awesome..smooth but fresh... also today i looked for cannabis cologne...rite aid didnt have it...o course.

my friend was kinda like that i couldnt tell him but other people did...what do u say...if were gonna hang out i need u to shower once week...or...do you smell that...when ur sitting in a car together lol windows up.