okay need sum help

hey okay my friend zappa is 18 and goin out with this 16 year old girl for like 6 months broke up recently but got back to gether after 6 days she's got him wrapped round her finger and he doesnt act like one of the guys he like calls me up all the fucking time!, he's worse than ma ex for that and its stuff like

im with jade wat u upta?

im just getin sum food with jade wat u on?

all the fuckin time. but when he was single i got him a date with a girl he's likeed for a year and he got back with her ? any thing u guys can suggest except a pimp:hippy: slap?

Doesn't sound like it's a problem on his end. More like it's a problem on yours.

My suggestion would be to stop picking up the phone if you don't want to hear about him and his girl. It'll pass. Infatuations nearly always do.

buy him 2 golf balls and tell him to tape them between his legs

sorry i forgot to say when he calls me when he isent with her he bitchs about her and there bullshit and he's the same at college lol

Yep, the solution is to stop taking his calls. Or you can say, "Hey, man, I'm not a relationship counselor. I'm your friend. If you're upset with Jade, you need to take that up with her. Let's talk about something else."

You get the feeling he's really trying to complain about her or more that he's trying to rub it in your face that he's got a girlfriend?

lol i thinkj complain as i been seeing my girl for like 4 months

If you were really his friend, you'll call him a pussy and that he needs to grow a set of balls.

Infact, I instruct all my friends to do this if a girl has me wrapped around her finger.

Make this sound:

Whoo pah!