Come chill with a pipe (You might need it) and readyabout my crazy night

So I left the girls house at like whatever time it was... (If anyone really cares I can look it up HAHA)

So I'm driving home, well there on my left is a guy and girl obviously drunk. He lets go of her when I took a right turn past them and she wobbled like a spaghetti noodle and feel backwards into the street and clenched her head as I drove away. Well I had my bong and the newly acquired Hash in my bag so I took that to my house and then the devil and the angel came onto my shoulders. I weighed it out and quickly walked the 2 blocks were I'd originally seen them earlier. I walk up to him and immediately asked him: "Do you want help getting her home", as I would be willing to drive them where ever they needed to go, the girl was in no shape to walk. He said:â?� are you joking me, you're a savior". I ask this kid his name, which he said was Marcus. I ran home and cleared the back seat of my car out haha oh man I had empty 30 pack in there, fast food wrappers 6 tennis balls, 2 tennis racquets, empty beer cans bottle and can, my black jeans, a dress shirt, Spicy Lime ramen, laundry detergent, and extra hot sauce from Taco John's (because we have the best one in the region I am weak for it.. yet I 'm able to remain around 150 lbs haha.)

I drive them to the place they need to go which was coincidently right in front of my buddy Duh's house and I watched him turn his lights out haha I wanted to go up and try the hash out cause I had just gotten it. Whatever so I proceed to drive home. Well I stop at the light and a car pulls up behind me. I notice he seemed to have been driving a little fast, well all of a sudden heâ??s right on my ass and I speed up cause I don't want this wacko to hit me. Get to a stop sign, I stop and driver forwards and I do mean I stopped good and proper serves the fucker right. He then proceeds to ride my bummer while honking and flashing his bright lights at me driving 5 miles over the speed limit in town like 35 mph, and heâ??s doing this and follows me down the road to another stop sign. I take a right and go through an intersection in the direction of my house; meanwhile heâ??s behind me full blast doing the same things. (My cell phone dropped out of my pocket when I'd arrived at the girlâ??s house before, and the battery had flown out of it as well as the back cover... I drop it a lot haha.) So I'm thinking WTF do I do... Im like fuck what the non emergency police number, I didn't want to call 911 because what if they were like are you seriously fucking calling 911 about this? So I call Tpro one of the girls I was with before as I'd been with her the weekend before when we watched a guy hit and run when he hit another cars hood and bent it off the cars face pretty bad... (well he took off. So we called the police, the guy ended up coming back maybe because he was afraid... who knows....)
So I'd just left her cause she was going to bed, so Iâ??m like I hope she picks up. She did and she could hardly understand what I was saying I think I was starting to get frantic my heart was racing as I watched him speed up as we went over the train tracks. (I thought I should just slam on the breaks and watch this guy fly, but that would have been a little extreme huh ahaha. I took a left after the track and he took a right without evening stopping to taunt me or anything. He took his right and I followed him like a bat out of hell immediately! Meanwhile I was on the phone trying to figure out the non-emergency police number, and white ford touras, Wisconsin plates... SSD 3JJ? I only remember the first three characters. Clearly though. I was a little red eyed.

He took a right as soon as he saw me follow him quickly, but I chose to let it go at that point, if I had been thinking that street he turned onto was actually a dead end and I donâ??t know what could have happened from there.

So I got home shaking, visibly distress thinking about how crazy my night turned out to be. So I also decided it was the perfect time to test out a nice chunk of the hash in my double bubbler. Light it up and my arms tingled amen to that feeling much better. Other wise I was thinking about the anti-anxiety pill I had it was a terrible feelings I had djklgjdfklgjfgklj. But my belief in Karma makes me wonder what Iâ??ve done wrong. Maybe ditching out on my friends when they go out to the bars, but I havenâ??t the $ to be doing such things as often as they. Anyways I need to veg. out some more.


( I didn't proof read this, i have terrible grammer skills even if i did read over it... so sorry but it can't be that bad)

Some drivers are just crazy... It's funny once behind the wheel they think they're invincible and can act as reckless as they please. We feel safe in are cars. People treat there cars as if they were apart of themself,.. For instance..you cut me off on the highway therefore you disrepected or imposed yourself apon me.

If someone is riding my ass, I'll either wait for them to pass or switch over a lane and let them pass. I use to get road rage but I learned that it was a waste of time. There is always gonna be crazy drivers out there raging, you just gotta aviod them.

Life is to sort for these little head games people play on the roads...

Glad everything turned out well, Chances are very high that you'll never come across him on the road ever again. :cool:

I too try to avoid the rage, but whenever someone manages to piss me off enough, i always drive next to them in the other lane and reach under my seat for my pretend gun.

Scares em every time.

A few years ago me and two pals were driving about 7 miles from one of their homes to mine. We get just up the road from my house when a VW Golf jumps the red light and just avoids hitting us. As anyone would my mate (T) beeped his horn and flashed the driver. He then pulls over and lets us pass.

Then the crazy MF speeds up behind us and RAMS US SEVEN TIMES. I swear down this dude wanted us dead. I have never, ever been so scared in my life.
If it had been earlier in the day we'd have bit the bullet as he knocked us al;l over the road so if there had been traffic coming the other way it would of been curtains.

We called the po po while this was happening and the operator said "ARE YOU SURE" my mate (M) who made the call just hung up. They phoned us back 10 mins later (9 minutes after it had ended) and we just told 'em not to worry.

The strangest thing is the VW Golf had NO DAMAGE. I was watching it the whole time in the wing mirror, he's grill was intact, he's lights worked, everything. This was not a stolen car, no way. The car was MADE for that purpose and the driver had done it before. Every window on the thing was black, not tinted, BLACK. Even the windscreen, which is Illegal.

A truly terrifying expirience.

There is a reason I don't drive my own car, and that's rage. I would lose it if I were a driver. Although I am getting my DL license finally, I don't plan on buying a car and getting raped with keeping it up to cost, but for my job I need a DL.

Some people just don't have better things to do, and if someone was harrasing me on the road. I would pull over, and gladly (try) to kick some ass. See, that's why I don't drive. :p People get on my nuts about something, I lose it. Get a life!