THE TEN CRON COMMANDMENTS

i wrote out some house rules because there are people over my house alot and i needed to set some house rules

please give any other good suggestion

1. bring somthing to the party (food, drink, weed,)
2. always keep environment comfortable for all / sleeping guests shall be untuched
3. whoevers DJ, play song all the way through
4. puff puff pass (dont camp on the blunt)
5. take phone calls away from circle
6. dont get bitchy when denied a specific song/show/munchy
7. dont go through my shit
8. try not to over do it, its not a contest to see who can drink or smoke the most. just chill and enjoy the night
9. puking is for the bathroom
10. you brake my shit, i brake your face

i think i pritty much coverd everything

dont let weed control your social life.

^^ ??? im tryin to keep my house under control

dont interupt a good song if it comes on stfu and relax

Do something nice for someone that makes absolutely no sense.

If watching a movie and you have already seen it dont ruin it for everyone else

If someone joins you towards the end of your rotation, load them a bowl and let them achieve the level of psychological stimulation you've reached.

In otherwords, let late comers play catch-up (if you're close to them)

Don't eat babies. That's a major buzzkill. Actually, all forms of cannibalism are out of the question.

I would say you break it you bought it.
i would rather have new stuff.

when i say "Get out" get the fuck out.
if i got a lady waiting, please leave so i can get my swerve on. dont sit and cockblock me, bitch