Walked out of my physical.

I had everything planned out for my drug test and physical I had to take today. Had a ziploc of a buddys piss that was clean. She had me empty my pockets and I did everything except the bag. Handed me the cup and stood right by the door in the most quietest place in the world so anytime I did something it was heard. It took awhile to get the bag out of my pocket without making noise.

I finally got it out but it was complicated to do without making noise. So I set the bag behind the toilet and came out and said I couldn't pee. She's like okay well take the physical right now then. Everything was good except for the fact that i'm going color blind. So after that was done I had to try again with the same results. So she sent me to the lobby to drink water. She called me in and told me to get my stuff out of the box cause other people need to use it. I was like can't I come back after lunch or something and she said no you can't leave.

So i'm sitting in the lobby stressing bout what i'm gonna do and how i'm gonna do this. So I just said fuck it and walked out. The bag of piss is still behind the toilet.

LOL. Wow dude. BOLD.

What is this phyisical and drug test for? Is it for a job? I have never had both in one day... and if it were just a doctors appointment, what difference does it make if you pass or fail the drug test?

It's for a job.

it doesnt seem like a ziploc bag makes much noise, im sorry but it seems like you kinda fucked up...

That is some crazy shit! So what happens now that you bailed on it? Are you going to give them an excuse or just pass on the job?

the silence was deafening huh??? She's gotta be pretty stupid not to have your number...

You think you will get another shot??? or the whole thing is toast??? could someone else have left the bag???

Trust me when she's standing a foot away from you in a room with no noise at all where you can hear a needle drop a ziploc bag makes lots of noise. They have my number but i'm pretty sure i'm fucked on the job now. I doubt they'll even call me.

Next time use a condom.

One thing I really hate about smoking... You have to plan getting a new job a month in advance... I stick to resturants until I'm out of college because I don't have to worry about shitty drug tests. When I graduate I will just quite until I find a decent job, and should be in the clear after that. I have had to take a couple tests before, but always had enough warning to stop.

Just wait until you can use your own piss and find another job.