Okay I have a drug test and PHYSICAL tommarow and I have to use the condom idea.

I haven't decided what I was gonna use but I have to take a drug test and a physical tommarow for work. I'm not clean and i'm having one of my buddys piss in a condom or a ziploc bag just like last time. But I didn't have to take a physical last time.

I don't know what I should use. Cause I don't know what comes first the physical or drug test. I'm safe for the drug test cause they just give you a cup and show you the bathroom and don't watch you. But what do I do on a physical. I can't be jumping around and shit with piss on me. Any ideas or help would be extremely great.

oh man thats tough. i have no idea...i will tell you a story tho if it makes u feel any better haha

one time, my parents told me i had to go take a piss test or some shit. i had my friend's sister urinate into a small bottle that i strapped on my testies. it was horrible! everytime i took a step, the pain....ended up eating dinner with some people and all sorts of other shit afterwards and a week later i was tested (after all that, i truely didnt give a shit). this was probably when i was 16.

funny thing is...4 years later, i end up having to give my parents some of my buddha. those bastards, i had to give em parts off the cola. :D

Well if anyone has any kind of ideas please post it cause I have to go at 11am tommarow.

Try the oh were doing physical exercise that sucks i havent peed all morning so i knew i could when you asked me too.

seems simple enough to me and if he says well go pee then work up another pee for the drug test well then thats a bad man... then i would suggest hiding it inthe bathroom if it really comes down to that but i doubt it my 1 idea should work.

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Originally Posted by BlazinTreesX3

Try the oh were doing physical exercise that sucks i havent peed all morning so i knew i could when you asked me too.

seems simple enough to me and if he says well go pee then work up another pee for the drug test well then thats a bad man... then i would suggest hiding it inthe bathroom if it really comes down to that but i doubt it my 1 idea should work.

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I think when I get there if he trys to get me to do the physical first i'ma hit him with a well can I take my drug test now cause i've been holding it all morning and really have to go. I have to be there in a hour, wish me luck that everything goes good.