Neighbors dogs shitting/pissing on front lawn...

hey all,

I was at a friends place yesterday afternoon, and he told me his neighbors dogs have been shitting/pissing on his lawn all winter long. Not a huge deal as there was snow, so he cleaned it up, and nicely put it back on their lawn in a neat little pile, hoping they would get the message.

Now the snow it melted and sping is among us, and we both watched his neighbor come home and let both her dogs, use his lawn as a personal toilet. They have joining lawns BTW, but there is an invisable line dividing them. Anyways, she comes home, both dogs come running out, and they both went to the middle of this lawn, and both let a dookie out.

Now, now that he had seen this, he went outside to talk to her. I didn't go with him as not to come between a shit fest, but i watched from his front door. He asked her nicely not to let her dogs use his lawn as a personal toilet for them, and this bitch says, "it's just grass." :S4: He is a landscaper and takes great pride in taking care of his yard and grass. He said, "No, it's not just grass. Urine burns yellow patches in my lawn, I like to walk out here in my bare feet sometimes, I cut my grass, and I don't appreciate having to smell cut up dog shit, and clean it out of my lawn bag."

He said it as nicely as he could, so she got this butt ugly look on her face and tried telling him it's good fert. for his lawn. Again, he is in landscaping that deals with fertilizing, wow! lawns. :p

In the end, he told her if it was so good for the grass, to let her dogs use her lawn instead, and if it doesn't stop, we will be using her lawn as our personal toilet.

Sorry for the long story, but do you think he is being a tight ass about it? I don't think he is at all. If I was still in Alberta and dogs were doing that to my lawn, I would shit on the hood of her car and piss in her gas tank. :p J/K

What do you people think though? Not a big deal?

defenitely a big deal. i would be (no poo er i mean pun intended) ape shit pissed!

i'd be pissed too.. first that's like disrespect right there.... honestly she's saying her lawn is better then his and his deserves to be the one shit in :p. no but seriously, it would piss me off... there's nothing more aggervating then walking out into your yard and stepping in a nice (HIDDEN) fresh pile of dog shit.. well yeah there is. when you don't even own a dog... i'd scoop it up and throw it at her windows... then get all snotty with her and be like "it's good decoration, it makes the house look 'lived in'." and laugh in her face. :wtf: then tell her to keep it off my lawn or ima find some mighty intresting places to start putting it. such as in the a/c vent of her car.

hahahah id take a pee on her lawn, squating and all

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Originally Posted by Hess

Tonight I'm killing the cat that steps on my plants, pisses on them, and digs hole to shit in. We've warned our neighbors plenty of times, even called the city. I guess it's just boiled down to this.

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I'd get a cat trap, trap that cat, take it down to the pound, and leave a note for the owner on where she can pick the cat up. :p

I like the idea of decorating he windows with shit Slipknot. :p That made me laugh really good. I'm sure he'll take it into consideration if it keeps happening. Plus I'll be there to laugh, and point, and laugh some more.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hahahah id take a pee on her lawn, squating and all

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Should I give you directions? I have to warn you though, we will video tape it and post it on the internet. :p

He's not being a tightass about it at all. Does it still happen? If so I would put all their shit on her doorstep. I don't care about "sinking down to their level." She deserves it.

What pissed me off most about that story is when he asked her not to do it, she said that shit back to him. It doesn't matter if she thinks it's good for the lawn or if in her opinion it's just grass; it's his fucking lawn! If he doesn't want dog shit on his lawn, it doesn't matter if it's good for that lawn or not, you stop shitting on his lawn.

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Originally Posted by Hess

Tonight I'm killing the cat that steps on my plants, pisses on them, and digs hole to shit in. We've warned our neighbors plenty of times, even called the city. I guess it's just boiled down to this.

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Dude, don't kill the cat. Like what nochowder said, take it to the pound. The cat doesn't know better, it's the owner's responsibility.

It does burn the lawn I would be pissed cause I like to maintain a nice lawn too... he does not want to be a prick but,,,she def is... call the aspca if you got one there or have a cop site her...

if it gets too bad juss leave a buncha chocolates spreaded all over your lawn...lmaooooo