OMFG!

ever seen that show man vs wild, comes on discovery? if not basicly some guy gets dropped off in the middle of no where and he shows you how to survive..

well today he's in africa.... AND OMFG he coudln't find no water... and he turns to the camera and i qoute

"there's a trick an old army ranger taught me...if you can't find any water, you can actually squeeze the water out of fresh elephant dung"

picks up a big ball of elephant dung, AND FUCKING SQUEEZES THE FLUID INTO HIS MOUTH!

yeah, i'd rather die...

BARF!

Ahahahaha, I saw that, it was terrible. . . I almost blew chunks. . .

What ever happen to feeding monkeys salt, and following them to water???

HAHAHA! lmao.

ha, i sat that show one time and he was in some icy/snowy cold ass place. and he made a hole in the ice and made a fishing line somehow, and when he got a fish he goes GREAT! ALL THE ENRGY I NEED RIGHT HERE!

and i was like oh thats cool i guess he's gona go make a fire and cook it now. Instead he just fucking takes a bite out of the live fish. BAHAHA was so damn funny.

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Originally Posted by smoking habit

ha, i sat that show one time and he was in some icy/snowy cold ass place. and he made a hole in the ice and made a fishing line somehow, and when he got a fish he goes GREAT! ALL THE ENRGY I NEED RIGHT HERE!

and i was like oh thats cool i guess he's gona go make a fire and cook it now. Instead he just fucking takes a bite out of the live fish. BAHAHA was so damn funny.

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yeah i seen that episode lol..

he does some pretty disgusting things... i dunno about you, but i woulda cooked it lol... i'd also just keep walking til i found water (he finds water not to far away, anyone who saw it, saw just hwo very little water he got... surely he coulda made it to water without getting those few drops of ass juice... lmao i bet he felt like an ass when he finally came across water...)

omg nwo he's eating hour old dead zebra carcass... he's actually biting from it liek a lion.... after lions and vultures have already picked the midsection completely clean..

edit, i forgot to add, he's eating it raw... and not only that... after he was done he said AWESOME!... like it was good.

damn, never seen that show, sounds pretty sick:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

omg nwo he's eating hour old dead zebra carcass... he's actually biting from it liek a lion.... after lions and vultures have already picked the midsection completely clean..

edit, i forgot to add, he's eating it raw... and not only that... after he was done he said AWESOME!... like it was good.

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haha that was awsome ... that is one of my fav shows its amazing the shit he can do ...

i love the one where he eats a snack ... while it was alive and wiggling in his mouth

lol i saw the one where hes in the desert and catches a squirrel and cooks it