Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.

[Sweeney]

I've been wanting this job at Signature Brands for a long time now. I made the irresponsible mistake and smoked some yesterday. Shortly after they called and scheduled a interview for tommarow (today) at 9am.

I was nervous they were gonna drug test me so I called up my good friend who stays clean and asked him for a sample. He came with me in the morning to my interview. They told me to come back at 3:30 so I could take a tour of the place. My buddy had to be at work by 3 so first round 230 he pissed in a bag and we had complications on sealing the bag so he left it on the kitchen counter to go outside and get better ziplocs. We come back and all the piss came out all on the kitchen counter and the floor. So I was grooving.

Went to the tour scared they would test me while I was there so I brought another ziploc bag of piss in my pocket. They were all worried bout sanitation and having us scrub down and shit and I have a bag of urine in my pocket. Good shit, but I got the job. So happy toking yall!

[Skink]

piss on the counter???couldn't you put in the sink???

Gratz on the job...

[tokinballer]

bahaahaha

wow:rastasmoke:.

[smoke it]

lol. at least the bag didnt pop in your pocket

[Sweeney]

piss on the counter???couldn't you put in the sink???

Gratz on the job...

Hey that was all him. I enjoyed every second of it when I came back and the counter and kitchen floor was covered in piss. I was laughing my ass off.


lol. at least the bag didnt pop in your pocket

I was worried the whole time that some would leak and i'd start smelling like piss.

[Skink]

Hey that was all him. I enjoyed every second of it when I came back and the counter and kitchen floor was covered in piss. I was laughing my ass off.

I hope Mom doesn't find out... It would take me about a freakin year and 6 gallons of bleach before i had dinner at your place...

[Sweeney]

I hope Mom doesn't find out... It would take me about a freakin year and 6 gallons of bleach before i had dinner at your place...

Haha no it's at his own house, but he lives with his girlfriend. She has no idea bout the piss.

[BUZz UK]

ROFL @ this thread

[make it legal]

That's so sketch...lol

[KindMidasSoundman]

all the piss came out all on the kitchen counter and the floor.


I can't stop laughing!!!!!

BWWWAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[timothylearyisdead]

HAHAHAHA thread of the day

[ooorbjoo]

LOL so did they end up testing you?

[Sweeney]

LOL so did they end up testing you?

No, they said once they check my background to make sure everything is good then she'll call me so <b>I</b> can set up a time for my drug test and physical. So I can pick a time where it would be easy for me to bring my buddy.

[ballo resin]

can u imagine what would happen if the bag DID pop open in his pocket? lol. damn....

[Skink]

Yup,,, thread of the day...

[potsmokingnome]

LOL this thread rocks

[buddymyfriend]

Euuuuuuw, piss on the counter! Ha ha ha ha!:D

Congrats on the job ma man!

Peace

Buddy

[Specialty Cakes]

wow on this thread

why didn't you just use a little bottle? why ZIPLOCK for a liquid? w/e, doesn't make much sense to me... but it DOES make for a funny thread

[make it legal]

Dude you gotta use an advil bottle or some kind of pill bottle that's what I do.

[rebgirl420]

Haha no it's at his own house, but he lives with his girlfriend. She has no idea bout the piss.

If I came home to piss on my boyfriends counter I would seriously kill him. Seriously. I would freaking kill him.

[shaan04]

nice man i passed my test to but i did some thing a little trickier i got two balloons filled it up with piss tied the ends very tight and tape it to my boxers. then when it was time i untied the string and gave it in. But still good job

[MFer]

Nice work with the piss kitchen.

[rebgirl420]

Your like MaCgyver, if MaCgyver was a pot head who had pee in his friends kitchen

[scooterjay]

i went to walgreens the other day to buy a home test kit and bought me a D.A.R.E. teeshirt on the way out. the last few i've taken involve stripping down to underwear and putting on a robe of some sort and being listened to, but not necessarially watched or otherwise observed with the eyes, but attended to.

[zalami128]

Sketchballin.

[Tarantino]

Maybe it's just my imagination but I was picturing you and your buddy actually waiting for the interview in the car/van/pickup or whatever you guys drive and filling a ziplock [talk about choice of container for a liquid!] in the actual vehicle before I read about the counter and the piss all over it and the floor!!! I mean! This is so dumb they should turn it into a sketch in a Cheech and Chong movie or similar! Anyway, my imagination still galloping away I imagine further complications when a police officer taps on the car/truck window and there's two guys inside fumbling with their zips...piss all over the car seats/clothes/dashboard...[I could go on] ...OK...VIVID...I'm still laughing out loud from reading your post when I stumbled upon this little gem...
...I did some thing a little trickier I got two balloons filled up with piss tied the ends very tight and tape it to my boxers. then when it was time I untied the string... and ROTFL!!! you can guess what went through my mind...further complications in the sketch involve the string to tie up the balloons, the tape to secure the balloons to the shorts [!!], the SCISSORS to cut the string!! :S2:
...but hey, maybe the reason you were using a ziplock bag in the first place was because you had one right there for your stash...now wouldn't that have been smart? ;)