What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned?

[bluerasta]

just an idea,
WHATS THE DUMMEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE WASTED,
EG,
I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BOOTS THE OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES,
AND THEY WERE ON MY FEET,

I COULDN`T FIND MY WALLET THE OTHER DAY
AFTER A LONG SEARCH MY WOMAN FOUND IT IN THE FRIDGE
OH WE LAUGHED

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE:rasta:
EAAASY

[meloncoly]

this one time, I turned off my caps lock key, oh what a day.

[bluerasta]

oh aint we a witty one

[bluerasta]

this one time, I turned off my caps lock key, oh what a day.

this one time i was going to do an impersination off a tosser
but MELONCOLY beat me to it, :thumbsup:

[pass_the_dubbie]

I got lost in my shed.....dont ask how it happened...it was so dark...I kept turning around and around and couldnt find anybody....Even though the shed is tiny.

[meloncoly]

but seriously, once I was stoned, and shining a high powered green laser out my window (these things are insane by the way) and flashed it towards two people by a motorbike, possibly the fuzz, who shined a torch back at me, I turned off all my lights and sat under my window in the dark for a few minutes before realising how fucking paranoid I was being.

but I was also growing at the time...

[4gan2ja0]

i once put the milk in the cupboard where the glasses go. it was there for a good 9 hours

[ballo resin]

well im consistently stoned so i manage to misplace, break, eat, and manipulate certian important objects everyday. the milk in the cupboard is probably my erbel subconcious most favorite game to play. the worst though i think would be the time i left my atm card ontop of a local gas stations gas pump.

[bluerasta]

but seriously, once I was stoned, and shining a high powered green laser out my window (these things are insane by the way) and flashed it towards two people by a motorbike, possibly the fuzz, who shined a torch back at me, I turned off all my lights and sat under my window in the dark for a few minutes before realising how fucking paranoid I was being.

but I was also growing at the time...

thats better meloncoly, have you cheered up a bit,
look i found my caps lock key
take it eaaasy bro:rasta:

[meloncoly]

easy :)

[smoker-coatesy]

the madest thing iv done when i was stoned i left 10 fags a pack of zigzag and a 10er draw of resin on my bed, i left ma bed room door open n went in the shower n my mam was moochin around upstairs in her room and she has to walk past my room to get to hers and every thinmg on my bed was clearly visable lol mad shit n she neva seen it or if she did she just never sed any thing.:jointsmile:

[meloncoly]

haha smoker-coatesy I did a similar thing leaving 2oz on my bed at night, going downstairs, mother waking up and going past my room, lucky she didn't see... or did she???

[bluerasta]

haha smoker-coatesy I did a similar thing leaving 2oz on my bed at night, going downstairs, mother waking up and going past my room, lucky she didn't see... or did she???

i would never do that when i was living at home, the old girl would have had it away, and walk around with red eyes denying all knowledge, hippy parents
keep you on youre toes:rastasmoke:

[pass_the_dubbie]

i would never do that when i was living at home, the old girl would have had it away, and walk around with red eyes denying all knowledge, hippy parents
keep you on youre toes:rastasmoke:
Yeah then when your parents are high they shout at you for a laugh, once you leave they go into a massive laughing fit. Then mum cooks a roast dinner at like 10pm because they have the munchies....
[/end fantasy about parents]

[bluerasta]

Yeah then when your parents are high they shout at you for a laugh, once you leave they go into a massive laughing fit. Then mum cooks a roast dinner at like 10pm because they have the munchies....
[/end fantasy about parents]

yeah i no that one, this was my mums best one when i used to come in late,
she would say you got some powder on youre nose, so i wipe it, then she would say :oh you got some coke then , smart ehh!
eaaasy:rastasmoke:

[ZeldaG.]

the madest thing iv done when i was stoned i left 10 fags a pack of zigzag and a 10er draw of resin on my bed, i left ma bed room door open n went in the shower n my mam was moochin around upstairs in her room and she has to walk past my room to get to hers and every thinmg on my bed was clearly visable lol mad shit n she neva seen it or if she did she just never sed any thing.


lol thats nothing my parents found my plants the same way, but its not that i was stroned and forgot it was at night and they where asleep and i just opened the cupboard and went dowstairs and lucky me someone wnet into my room lol

also i was rolling a spliff on the loo and finsished rolling and everything and realised the door wasnt locked so that would have been funny if someone had walked in and i am sitting there with a spliff in my hands lol

[mad_nat]

i remember (well ive done it quite a few times) when i was stoned and i was looking everywhere for my headphones and i think 10 mins later i came back downstairs and they were already in my mp3 player.

[tokinballer]

ive done similar with my headphones and ipod......


looking EVERYWHERE FOR EM.....found out they were around my neck with my ipod in my back pocket:jointsmile: .

[Spoken Word]

I've done pretty much all of them. I'm lookin for shit all the time. lol n its usually, right there.
I found a t.v remote in the fridge, right next to the milk.
But juts recently i was eating, and writing at the same time.
That didnt work out to well, i had pen on my face.:confused:

[Jaerl]

Me and 4 Friends stopped at a gas station to fill up and stuff. I filled it up, went inside, bought some munchies, came out. Couldnt find my keys. We have 4 people lookin' around the car for 10 minutes for keys...

They were around my middle finger in the hand that i was lookin' for them with..

[drgreenthumb1238]

Falling over very slowly. I did it in about 4 stages, it was like an old person clutching at stuff n shit. Then jus before I landed I burst into giggles :)

[logie_boy]

making coffee and cornflakes for supper rather wasted,
rather than putting sugar on my cornflakes i ended up with a big spoonfull of instant coffee
what a waste!

[Lamperus]

The falling over thing I do constantly while sober ... and I usually comment on it while it's happening, rather than using that energy to save my poor falling self.


Me and 4 Friends stopped at a gas station to fill up and stuff. I filled it up, went inside, bought some munchies, came out. Couldnt find my keys. We have 4 people lookin' around the car for 10 minutes for keys...

They were around my middle finger in the hand that i was lookin' for them with..

I think your first problem was that you were looking for your keys with your hand. I use my eyes most of the time. Not a whole lot better, but it sure looks less weird.

[bluerasta]

falling over seems to be a weekly occurance to me.
but i have falling over with my hands in my pockets before,unable to free my hands and falling without breaking my fall.
and another thing when you see people fall over in public, they get up really quickly as if no-one has seen them do it.
anyway you can`t beat someone falling over to brighten up your day.:rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[weedmaster]

the other day in tescos stoned, not looking where i was going i tried to walk up the escalator going down.

[pass_the_dubbie]

Oh yeah one time I was in my shed, smoking it out as usual. I use the light on my phone to light up the shed....So we were getting ready to go and I started looking for my phone...Couldnt find it....I shone the light everywhere but I couldnt find my phone......Then I realised where the light was coming from

[Silent Wolf]

Drinking Absinthe.

[d0ob]

mines walking out the house with the house phone in my pocket, getting half way into town and relising it aint my mobile lol.

[bluerasta]

went to get some rabbit food yesterday, and walked into the shop next door
which sells car parts etc..
i asked him for a pound off rabbit food before i realized i am in the wrong shop
we all pissed ourselves as i left...

[erkins]

I set my kitchen on fire once when I was stoned. For like 5 year I have this kettle that u had to put on the gas stove, one day my missus brings home an electric one that looked the same. That night I went to put the kettle on to make me an me mates a brew and forget that I didn't need to put it on the stove. Went back into the living room, 2 mins later my kitchen was on fire.
Oh how we laffed:wtf:

[TallCoolOne]

i rode a bike down the dorm hall with condoms ont he handlebars, i ran smack into a corner and broke the plaster off, luckily i didnt crack my skull!

[rhizome]

Developed a maddening itch while welding, flipped up the mask, and scratched my lip- with the electrode.

[smokinsteve]

Not so long ago I decided to ride my motorbike down to the local tesco's to get some munchies (I know you shouldnt drive and all that)..I parked up and jumped off only to notice I had no helmet on..Talk about a pickle i was in....

:rastasmoke:

[skatin_foo15]

Developed a maddening itch while welding, flipped up the mask, and scratched my lip- with the electrode.

ouch. i bet that felt great!

[A328519]

When I was getting myself a bowl of cereal, I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal box in the fridge.

[A328519]

Okay. Cool.

[rebgirl420]

hmmmm well I asked random people for hugs once...looking back I could have gotten stolen

[bloodmasta]

im stoned everyday, im pretty wasted right now and ive done many stupid things in my time, but the most stupidest thing ive ever done is i went to a mates house one morning and i had some white widow so we sat at his 1 morning nailing shotties and after a good hour or 2 of constant shotties we were absolutly munched so i decided to go to the shop for munchies i went to the shop then coz i was so stoned i completely forgot i was at my mates house before so i rang him thinking ide just been dropped off by the shop near his house by mum, so i asked him if i could come round to his house and he was like "wtf? u were here for 2 hours getting stoned why are you asking if you can come back to mine" well it was shorter than that coz we were wasted haha! but anyway i dident acatualy realise ide allready been there untill i got back to his house and he sat there reminding me for what we had done for 2 hours before :rastasmoke: p.s getting stoned to the point where you forget what you did 10 mins ago is soooo goood :D

[...gas...]

i got 1 ? dumbest thing , we deicied 2 grow weed at hi school ? dumb as ! put seed s in a pot n went 2 put them on a leadge of the school gym out of site , teacher caught my m8 just as we went 2 put them up , n said if they r wat i think they r u l get xpelled , im puting them in my office n we l see wat cum s up ? we were packing shit ! she put them in a cupbourd with no light , they cum up , but were streched as and yellow , 3 week s later she gave them back but died any way , no more smoking skunk b4 school ................... THE END

[Nocturnal Stoner]

I never fall over when I'm quite high, I always take time getting my ps2 and tv ready and just pass out in the middle of playing.

[Budman1970]

Decided it was a good idea to grow a plant in my dormroom on campus. Even put it in the windowsill for light. Even though i was on the 3rd floor all you had to do was take a quick glance and it was obvious what it was. What a dumbass i was. lol.

[dereck1174]

i was just about to get in the shower the other night stoned as stoned can be.....when my phone rang i answered the phone and went straight back and got in the shower,
fully clothed and still holding the phone!!!!
fucking stoner lol

[FlAsHbAcK]

Once put some sqwidgy black on my fire guard to soften it up a bit,went to go take it off and pushed it off the guard and into the fire! :( :wtf: and fo some reason I always light the Joint at the roach end ? :jointsmile:

[rastaman79]

this one time i was going to do an impersination off a tosser
but MELONCOLY beat me to it, :thumbsup:

funny as man..i get bollocked now and then for bein abusive, to these types of people,take it easy RM>

[rastaman79]

i went in a pub cubicle once to chop up an oz of hash,i was takin a leak at the same time, and as i went to shake the old fella,i burnt myself with the hot knife! wont do that again i can tell u!

[rastaman79]

ive also went on munchie`s duty and left my friends bike outside and walked back,only to have him rave bout this £300 bike,ran back....no bike

[Silent Wolf]

One night i got so wasted i ended up walking around in circles in my bathroom for quite a while. I just couldn't stop for some reason? I was getting all paranoid in thinking i was gonna throw up! I never did though lol.

[gumsnap]

Geez, I've done a few pretty dumb things.

Number one has to be leaving a baggie with half an ounce of pot in it on the table, out in the open, all day, while my friend's parents were home. Luckily they didn't see it, but that's pretty damn stupid.

Other than that, just random stupid things: putting things back in the wrong place, shouting at strangers. A friend and I smoked up in a forest and had a freakout because some dude shined a flashlight at us, and we ended up crashing through the brush in the dark because we were too paranoid to stay put.

[Chronisseur]

Already burnt outta my skull, I plugged my new (old) vape in. Didnt feel any heat accumulating, so I decided to grab the stem....Yes, GRAB THE STEM!...Very BAD idea. My thumb and forefinger looked like burnt plastic!:(

[trynagethigh]

Got blazed on the way out to a party one night and decided to stop at walgreens to get some more b's, got out my car went in got my stuff and on the way out the door i was looking for my keys and couldnt find them. As it turns out I left my keys in the ignition with the car running in the parking lot..

[DebuteMachine23]

One time I was so stoned and paranoid, a plane was going over head and I thought I was stuck in WWII.

[joe86el]

I was rolling a spliff in the loo (while stoned) out of a 5gm bag of widow. i had all the excess and tobacco n shit on a piece of tissue to keep it tidy. anyway just as i had the spliff rolled i heard someone comin so i put the spliff in my pocket grabbed the tissue, rolled it up and flushed it down the toilet. ten minutes later i realised my baggie was in the tissue. i even opened up the drains outside looking for it to no avail. Im still recovering from the depression of that traumatic experience

[Beckiez]

2 things really.. one being leaving a Bottle Bag (Lungs) on my radiator and my dad came in and saw it.. "whats that used for DRUGS!?"

I was in a panicked silence for what seemed like forever, until i managed to come up with some cock and bull story of using it to inhale tobacco when you have no rolling papers. He took it perfectly and have not had another incedent since =)

Secondly, just got high as a kite and my two mates left the room for what seemed FOREVER - and if you do Bottle Bags then you'll know how bad you need a ciggy afterwards. Being out of them myself and my mates no where to be seen, i spotted a semi-ok stubbed out ciggy in the ashtray.. i kept telling myself no, dont do it. but desperate times lead to desperate measures and i carefully wiped all the ash and crap from it.. and lit.

MOST DISGUSTING CIGGY I EVER HAD. What was i thinking? :wtf:

[blair917]

I was playing with this huge inflateable frizeebee with my ex's sister and it went on the roof of a portable, I climbed up to get it (which took a loooooooooooooong time) and then threw it off. It then hit me, how was i going to get down, since it was a raised portable with some gravel and a field below. I decided that jumping was the best option, bad move on my part, my legs gave out and I hit the ground preetty hard, lucky other than bruising I was not hurt to badly and I think I learnt my lesson.

[SmokyJoe20]

Just recently, i made myself a bong hit it and the realized that i forgot to put weed in it. Also after a bong i needed a drink so by accident i picked the bong up and drank from it:(. REALLY BA TASTE DON"T TRY IT!

[CheeseOnToast]

Ive:

Got on the bus and asked for a pint.

Spent two hours looking for my glasses, then realized they were on my face.
Woken up in a bush.

Attempted to get a bowl of cereal and a coffee, then ended up with a bowl full of cheerios, jam, oreos and beer - then ate it.

Attempted to assassinate trees

[Orgasmic_High420]

The dumbest thing i did while stoned was walking around at halloween and hearing fireworks go off so i thought someone was shooting me and i ran into some random persons house for cover.:D

[jessem98]

oh i think im good at this game, i have a bunch.

1. Hit a bowl while already stoned, passed out after exhaling the hit, woke up on the floor, and my right knee was fucked for like 6 months. told everyone i slipped on ice going down to my shed, cause i was walking all funny, and couldnt play hockey for a while :(.

2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!

3. Being so 007 about hiding my stash after i was done smoking a sesh, then wakeup, have the urge to smoke and not remember where i hid it. - same with lighters :S

4. This one time, i got so friggen high. This was back in my 'casual smoking' days. Anyways, i had my best buddy come over, and he had this big alien bong, so we got some ice, cold water, and went down to the park with my step sisters friend (she was awake and she smokes so she came). Get Down to the park, and i have sparks on three massive party bowls, once the sesh was done, i stood up, and everything was sooo shaky i couldnt see too well, i didn't know which direction was which and where to go and it was my neighborhood lol. I felt like i was smashed and high at the same time, and it was the hardest thing ever remaining standing/walking, so my buddy helped me out. Lasted for about 10 mins, then i was just walking home saying "i wanna go to bed, im way too high". But by the time we almost got to my house the high lowered a bit, so i decided to go buy something to munch on.

5. Made a Lightbulb vape, using it, and lungs kinda hurting. Anyways long story short, i thought i inhaled a tiny shard of glass and was internally bleeding. I told my sister and step sister my problem when i was high cause i was freaking out, they laughed at me, and my sister said "go sit down on the couch, and just relax, your gonna wake up tomorrow and laugh at how stupid you are now". She was right obv, haha

[Flameon]

Voted 'Labour', I've had eleven years to regret it!

[weedmaster]

Voted 'Labour', I've had eleven years to regret it!

lol' i voted them morons in as well, i don't bother voteing now they're all wankers and thats being polite. FLAME how did your LR turn out in the end?

[Flameon]

lol' i voted them morons in as well, i don't bother voteing now they're all wankers and thats being polite. FLAME how did your LR turn out in the end?

Hi wm how's it going?

The LR turned out great. What's left of it is currently curing in a jar on my desk. (I couldn't resist a few tokes) Very pleased with the results and looking forward to planting a few more next year.

Thanks once again for all the help and advice and getting me started :thumbsup:
Keep up the good work!

[weedmaster]

Hi wm how's it going?

The LR turned out great. What's left of it is currently curing in a jar on my desk. (I couldn't resist a few tokes) Very pleased with the results and looking forward to planting a few more next year.

Thanks once again for all the help and advice and getting me started :thumbsup:
Keep up the good work!

i'm glad it all came good for you:thumbsup: sorry for hijacking the thread

[Silent Wolf]

Last night i was pretty stoned while drinking Absinthe. Anyway i go to turn off my bedroom light almost knocking the cup over twice which was on my floor. Then after turning off the light i forgot the cup was there and tripped over it which resulted in the drink spilling all over my new bedroom carpet. Luckily it hasn't stained that much. At the time though i just didn't give a shit. I just went straight back to listening to music lol.

[southside pothead]

this one time my bro was was getting a blunt ready to smoke some purple haze on the way to the mountains. he broke up the bud n put it in a envelope. then he passes it to me. i thought he put the tobacco from the blunt in it so i tossed the envelop out the window in the freeway.after my bro got the blunt ready to roll it he asked me for the weed n then i realized i just fcked up. it was just a blunt worth we had more. we had to pull over n laugh for a bit.

[HyeCobra]

i got stoned out of my mind... so for 30 min i have my cell phone on my ear because i wanted to call someone but never did... biggest trip was realizing it :wtf:

[Foilpact]

I keep on loosing my lighter in my other hand if ive had too many lungs...

[beginerbuddah]

The falling over thing I do constantly while sober ... and I usually comment on it while it's happening, rather than using that energy to save my poor falling self.
me too


I think your first problem was that you were looking for your keys with your hand. I use my eyes most of the time. Not a whole lot better, but it sure looks less weird.

hahahahaha :thumbsup:

[Squeaker24]

Sitting on one end on the couch - dog sitting at the other end - I was watching TV and when ever the dog would make a movement, I thought it was a buddy and would start to talk to him - must of done it 4 times before I had to put the fking thing outside. Nice buzz that day

[Speck42]

i once spent 30 min trying to find my cell phone, when i suddenly had the brilliant idea to call it. so i reached in my pocket, pulled out my cell phone and started dialing my own number, it wasnt until i clicked "call" and started wondering if it would just ring in my hand that i had already found my cell phone and was using it to call itself.

[killer135]

Broke my ankle!!! ouch to say the least, was fun explaining that one in the hospital!!

[boomers23]

2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!



I started cracking up laughing when i read this. Maybe its cause im blasted, but that shits funny as hell! :rastasmoke:

[smokey91]

LOL dat shits funny

[smokey91]

You called yourself and still was wondering if it would ring in your hand?:wtf:LOL

[smokey91]

Theres been tons of dumb things i did while blowed but one time me and my homie smoked 3 blunts of some purp in a garage and his girlfriends dog was in there. We had never gotten it stoned before so we decided to. We didnt think it was stoned until it walked like 6 feet away from us and kinda threw itself to the floor. My homie said
what if we killed it? Kinda jokingly and kind a seriously And we just started laughin like crazy for a couple minutes until it really wasnt moving and then it got quiet and we just looked at each other like OH SHIT WHAT IF WE DID KILL IT. Till we walked over there and seen that it was just sleepin with a smile on its face

[smokey91]

oh i think im good at this game, i have a bunch.

1. Hit a bowl while already stoned, passed out after exhaling the hit, woke up on the floor, and my right knee was fucked for like 6 months. told everyone i slipped on ice going down to my shed, cause i was walking all funny, and couldnt play hockey for a while :(.

2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!

3. Being so 007 about hiding my stash after i was done smoking a sesh, then wakeup, have the urge to smoke and not remember where i hid it. - same with lighters :S

4. This one time, i got so friggen high. This was back in my 'casual smoking' days. Anyways, i had my best buddy come over, and he had this big alien bong, so we got some ice, cold water, and went down to the park with my step sisters friend (she was awake and she smokes so she came). Get Down to the park, and i have sparks on three massive party bowls, once the sesh was done, i stood up, and everything was sooo shaky i couldnt see too well, i didn't know which direction was which and where to go and it was my neighborhood lol. I felt like i was smashed and high at the same time, and it was the hardest thing ever remaining standing/walking, so my buddy helped me out. Lasted for about 10 mins, then i was just walking home saying "i wanna go to bed, im way too high". But by the time we almost got to my house the high lowered a bit, so i decided to go buy something to munch on.

5. Made a Lightbulb vape, using it, and lungs kinda hurting. Anyways long story short, i thought i inhaled a tiny shard of glass and was internally bleeding. I told my sister and step sister my problem when i was high cause i was freaking out, they laughed at me, and my sister said "go sit down on the couch, and just relax, your gonna wake up tomorrow and laugh at how stupid you are now". She was right obv, haha

Yea not a good idea to hide your weed right after a session. Your so stoned you think of the perfect place to hide it but cant remember the next morning. But most likely you`ll find it a couple months later when your dry :thumbsup:

[dank4KB2buds0]

alright...so im smoking up one of my bestfriends for the first time. so im thinkin i gota really smoke thsi kid up bc its his first time. so we each eat a brownie..then we smokeed 5 bowls of headies. wow, by that time...i was soo off my ass it took me almsot 20 mintues to pack the 5 bowl. i was basically tripping and went to this sick restaurant called Tex-Mex. i asked the waiter if he could bring out some chips and salsa...and i also asked if i could get the 'chips' extra crispy...well, of course chips are already crispy..what i really wanted crispy was some of those famous sweet and sweaty wings.
we ended up getting in an argument about the 'crispy chips'... by the end, my buddy realized how high he was and he was laughin so hard he almost shit his pants. great high times that day

this was NOT me...who did this...and the kid that did do this was a fucking rookie ass bitch who got the shit beaten out of him


alright....hope ur ready for this

so it was snowing adn we got out of school early. me and a bunch of friends and this one random ass faggot went over this kids house. we had some extremely dank bud and the kid wanted to smoke us all up through his new 2ft bong. amazing bong with an ice catcher adn all taht shit...rips soooo nice

well we are 2 bowls in and alraedy off our asses....this one faggot kid thinks hes funny shit and when the kid who owns the bong was packin another bowl...the faggot fuckin judo-kicks the bong off of the kids table.. hahaaha it was funny shit for a little...but then not so funny after teh kid got his ass kicked...welll anyway, the bong fuckin flew off the able and shattered against the wall...the kid got bong water all over the owners new iphone that was charging and he also completely shattered his bong into millions of pieces...to top if off, a freshly packed bowl of the dankest buds was now all over the floor covered in bong water.

well it took us all about 5 minutes or so to realize what actually happened..the fag kid who judo-kicked taht shit was cracking up and was thining he was the man or something...well the kid who owns teh bong stood up and fucking laid that kid out with one punch. kid broke his jaw and ended up getting surgery on his jaw too. haha, well he deserved it

now the fag kid realizes what he had done and he ended up buying the owner of the bong a dub bag of some headies

[smokey91]

I probably did the dumbest thing on this thread, not while stoned but just read on . Okay i was in 8th grade and probably smoking for probably a year but barley becoming a real pot head.I was real frustrated this one day in school and felt like the day would never end. At lunch my friend told me he just hit a joint of some orange kush in the school bathroom and had half of it left, so he gave it to me along with a lighter and some papers( I dont remember why i had his papers cuz i was just gonna hit the half a joint) My friends have smoked in the school bathroom before i would just usually wait till i got to the park after skoo. But neways i really wanted to be high during skoo so i went into the bathroom and smoked it. then i threw the roach in the toilet and flushed and went to recess. I gave him back his lighter and papers. Then a bunch of people started asking me if i smoked in the restroom. All the people i knew that didnt smoke started making a big deal about it and it seemed like everyone at recess was talking about it. So recess ended and i went to my class and i seen the look on my teachers face and i knew what she was gonna do. I was always bad in her class but she gave me tons of chances and never really sent me to the office. She sent me, along with about all the mexicans and blacks in my class and lined us up against the wall. She smelt everybodys clothes and just then i knew i was done for. She sent me along with about 4 other boys to the office. And the 2 hour interrogation began. I totally denied it but the principle kept saying he knows it was me and if i fess up then things will be easier.He said he walked in the bathroom and couldve got high off the fumes.LOL as i denied it he kept saying a cop was on his way with a dog and kept saying i still have time to fess up. But he kept making excuses on why the cop was taking so long.I was getting more worried by the minute but i didnt have NOTHING on me no light no roach no record for marijuana. Just the fact that i knew i was really stoned. I finally fessed up. Just then a cop walked in WITH NO DOG and i knew i just got played for a sucker(But i was young and stoned out of my mind). I got expelled from the district and got like 3 months probation. I think back and knew they couldnt do anything cuz they had no proof. I shoulda just kept denying it. :mad:

[PlainJane]

Went to call a friend and wondered why the phone wouldn't ring. I hadn't dialed. Went to dial and stared blankly at the phone hoping the number would occur to me. I then forgot who I was calling.
** put the joint DOWN, madame. **



Also tough lessons learned like:

Valuables you want to hide whilst stoned become long lost treasures.

The item you're casually looking for is probably in your hand and can lead to embarrassing Q&A: "where's my phone?" ..."you're holding it, you muppet!" ..."oh. :o :D"

Sharing a hammock only seems like a good idea.

Cooking is complicated but that walk to the store for munchies is longer than you think.