Anyone Willing

[zero2sixty]

i wanna meet a woman to teach me everything she knows about sex. I've had sex a couple of times and i wanna get better not that i was bad but i could have been better so this is what i am thinking. i find a woman even a little bit older so she can teach me everything she knows about sex from diffrent pos. to giving oral teq. to how to just pleasure a woman right you know so if their are any ladies out their hit me up

[ericwt]

Thanks for the biggest laugh I have gotten today!

Good luck dude!

[Coelho]

good idea for a post!:thumbsup:
yes, ladies, teach us what every man should know to make you go berzerk on the bed! for me, at least, there is nothing more pleasurable than a woman showing how much pleasure she is having... i think i could orgasm just hearing a girl moaning and groaning... so, ladies, please! it will be good for us all! ;) :thumbsup:



PS.Shouldnt this post be in the womens issues forum?

[Weedhound]

I'll pass but thank you for the kind offer.. Really, what I have to teach would take about 10 minutes. :D

[dutch.lover]

if u guys wanna know what really gets us going...scan these boards!!!

a thread was just started today about how some girls love dirty talk!!

[Frivolous248]

Having a sex teachers been one of my biggest fantasies ever since that scene in american pie.

[EE2000]

Girls are all different, there fore they are going to like different things done to them while getting freaky.

The next time you are alone with a girl, and you are going to the freak on. Ask her what she likes, let her guide you through the steps, and listen to her afterall she knows what gets her off better then anyone else.

[rebgirl420]

Just wing it your first year or so and try to read up on it. basically just wing it. Realize what you like and just search around the web or something...lucky for it all comes naturally haha

[cannabis=freedom]

If only there was such a place. I'd be a regular.

Teacher: You've passed this class 50 times already.
Billionfold: What's your point?
Teacher: You've only been enrolled two days!

Hell man, I'd purposefully fail so I'd have to take that course for 30 years.

[Veratyr Star]

Rofl

What do you think this is, a perfect world?

[bud luv]

Hey, I know this girl that said she's down to show you the ropes. She told me to give you her number, so here it is: 555-4345

here's her picture:

good luck.

[Polymirize]

here's her picture:

good luck.

oh, my fucking god... What the hell is that?

[crazyape]

Hey, I know this girl that said she's down to show you the ropes. She told me to give you her number, so here it is: 555-4345

here's her picture:

good luck.

haha it looks like the avatar of billionfold

[rebgirl420]

*shields eyes*

[affasd]

wow..................that fucking picture, what the hell is that

[frylok]

here's her picture

good luck.


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Her husband ditched her and he was a cat lover, so in an attempt to get him back she got plastic surgery so that she would look like a cat. Instead he ran screaming when he saw her.

[birdgirl73]

oh, my fucking god... What the hell is that?
Isn't "it" terrifying? That's a woman named Jocelyn Wildenstein, Polymirize. She lives in NYC. She's known as the "lion" lady and is the poster child for someone who's gone too far with plastic surgery. She's one of those pitiful, dysmorphic people like Michael Jackson who can't stop--and who should have done so long, long ago.

Awful Plastic Surgery: Jocelyn Wildenstein (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html)